Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)
Denis Leary: Diego
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Sid : Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego?
Manfred : Diego. It's not even close.
Diego : Heh, told you.
Ellie : Manny, you can't choose between your kids.
Manfred : He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If I had a dog, and that dog had a kid, and the dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid.
Sid : Can I have a dog, Manny?
Manfred : No.
Sid : Ellie, can I have a dog?
Ellie : Of course, you can, sweetie.
Manfred : Ellie, we have to be consistent with them.
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Diego : If anyone asks, there were fifty of 'em... And, uh... They were rattlesnakes.
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Sid : I'm gonna be the first one to jump off the Eviscerator, and then you guys are gonna have to start showing me some respect.
Manfred : You jump off this, the only respect you're gonna get is respect for the dead.
Diego : Come on, Manny. He's not that stupid.
[Sid prepares to jump]
Diego : But I've been wrong before.
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Female Mini Sloth : Fire King avert flood. Join us, O great and noble flaming one.
Diego : Whoa, not so fast there! Okay? You make a quality offer, but Fire King has a prior commitment. His herd needs him. He is the gooey, sticky... stuff that holds us together. He made this herd, and we'd be nothing without him.
Sid : You mean it? Ohh!
[Hugs Diego]
Diego : Sid! Sid! I'm... That doesn't mean "want to touch."
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Diego : [to the water] I am NOT your prey. I am NOT your prey. I am NOT... YOUR... PREY.
[jumps in]
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Manfred : [looking for Ellie] Have you seen a mammoth?
Shovelmouth Male : No, sorry.
Manfred : Have you seen a mammoth?
Freaky Female : No, no I haven't.
Diego : Possum, about eleven foot tall?
Aardvark Mom : Uh-uh.
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Manfred : And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy, and they lived happily ever after.
[Children cheer]
Diego : Good job.
Beaver Boy : Question. Why does the burro go home? Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?
Manfred : Because... because he wanted to be with his family.
Diego's Bird Girl : I think he should go with the girl burro. That's a better love story.
Manfred : Okay. Well, when you tell your burro story, that's what he'll do.
Elk Boy : Burro is a demeaning name. Technically it's called a wild ass.
Manfred : Fine. The wild ass boy went home to his wild ass mother.
[Children laugh]
Manfred : See, that's why I called it a burro!
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Sid : Look, I opened my camp! "Campo del Sid". It means Camp of Sid.
Diego : Congratulations. You're now an idiot in "two" languages.
Sid : Shh! Not in front of the K-I-D-Z. These little guys love me. Right, Billy?
Glypto Boy Billy : Don't make me eat you.
Sid : Ah, they kid. That's why they're called "kids"!
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Sid : Hey, Manny. I've heard you're going extinct!
[eats some blueberries and licks his claws]
Diego : Hey. If you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitiviy.
Manfred : [to Sid] I'm not going extinct!
Aardvark Dad : [to his children] Kids, look. The "last" mammoth.
Aardvark Kids : [suprised] Woah!
Aardvark Dad : Now you probably won't see another one of "those" again! See?