Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)

Jay Leno: Fast Tony

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Quotes 

• Manfred : Come on. Don't listen to him. Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape.

  Fast Tony : Are you making an offer? I mean... No, I would not!

• Fast Tony : [to Stu's empty shell]  Stu, we made it! We're gonna live!

  [pause] 

  Fast Tony : Well, "I'm", anyway.

• Fast Tony : [trying to sell things to the other animals]  Forget reeds! I present you with this revolutionary gizmo we call... bark! It's so buoyant, it actually floats!

  Start Dad : [lewd]  I'll show "you" something that floats.

• Fast Tony : It's all part of my accu-weather forecast. The five-day outlook is calling for intense flooding followed by... the end of the world! And a slight chance of patchy sunshine later in the week.

• Fast Tony : [stopping female ox]  You, ma'am! You look like a big "fat" hairy beast. How you'd like to lost a ton or two?

  Female Ox : Uh! Would I ever!

  Male Ox : Don't listen to him, Vera. You're already thin as a twig.

  [the two leave] 

  Fast Tony : And I also have the perfect cure for your eyesight, my blind friend.

• Manfred : We gotta listen to him, he was right about the flood!

  Fast Tony : I am?

  [confident] 

  Fast Tony : I mean, yes, I am!

  Elk Dad : [to Manfred]  Wait a minute, "you're" the one who said there wasn't going to "be" a flood. Why should we listen to you?

  Manfred : Because we saw what's up there. The dam's gonna break, the entire valley's gonna flood!

• Fast Tony : The five day outlook is calling for intense flooding followed by... THE END OF THE WORLD!

  [all gasp] 

  Fast Tony : And a slight chance of patchy sunshine later in the week.