Jerry Springer: The Opera (2005 TV Movie)
Leon Craig: Montel, Jesus
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Quotes
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[to Jesus]
[singing]
Mary : Where were you when I was on my own? / Where were you when they rolled the stone? / Where were you when I was getting old? / Where you when I was sick and bald? / Where, where, where were you?
Satan : [singing] Jesus wasn't there, he didn't care!
Eve : [singing] Where were you when the children cried?
Adam : [singing] Where were you when the children died?
Jesus : [singing] Where were you when I was crucified? / Where were you when they pierced my side?
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Jerry Springer : My next guest with a guilty secret is Montel. So Montel what's on your mind?
Montel : [singing] I've been seeing Andrea here, and we're in love, we're in love, we're in love!
Jerry Springer : And so what is it you want to tell Andrea?
Montel : [singing] Well Jerry...
Jerry Springer : [interrupting] Don't talk to me. Talk to Andrea.
Montel : [Turns to Andrea. Singing] Baby, I love you, with all of my heart, but there is one thing you could do for me. Which could change my life! Change my life!
Andrea : [singing] Tell me baby! Tell me baby!
Montel : [singing] Well baby...
Andrea : [singing] Tell me baby! Tell me baby!
Montel : [singing] Well baby...
Andrea : [singing] Tell me baby! Tell me baby! Tell me baby! Tell me baby! Tell me!
Montel : [singing] I wanna be your baby!... baby.
Montel : [singing] You are my Baby, baby.
Montel : [singing] What I mean is... I wanna be your BABY!
Andrea : [singing. Confused, after a long pause] ... what?
Montel : [singing] Be your baby!
Andrea : [singing] You gotta be kidding!
Montel : [singing] Be your baba! Be your baby!
Andrea : [singing] Tell me...
Montel : [singing] Be your baba! Be your baby!
[Rips his clothes off. He now stands on the stage in nothing but his shoes and a large traditional diaper]
Montel : I wanna be your baby, baby! B A B with a Y, B.A.B.Y!