A Friend of Mine (2006)
Jürgen Vogel: Hans
Quotes
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Karl : I've been studying theology once.
Hans : [chuckling] So you're not allowed to sleep with women.
Karl : What?
Hans : Not even touch them, right? Not even pat a little, or grab a bit. Nothing, right?
Karl : No.
Hans : No. Not at all, right?
Karl : Yes yes yes. I only studied it, right? I'm allowed everything.
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Hans : Say, are you mad because you wanted to take a shower, too? Or did you want to take a shower with me?
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Hans : I think, if I were a woman, I'd have really good tits. Small, but pretty hot. And you'd certainly have a good ass.
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Hans : Karl, don't forget your stolen car!
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Hans : Do you think it's my dream to drive around with a fucking car? You didn't get anything.