Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Jackie Chan: Monkey
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Quotes
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Po : [dazed] What are you pointing at? Oh! Okay. Sorry, I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was.
Oogway : How interesting.
Tigress : Master, are you pointing at... me?
Oogway : Him.
Po : Who?
[Moves around, Oogway's finger follows him]
Oogway : You.
Po : What?
Oogway : [Raising Po's arm with his stick] The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!
Po : What?
Tigress , Crane , Monkey , Mantis , Viper : What?
Shifu : WHAT?
Mr. Ping : WHAT?
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Tai Lung : Where's the Dragon Warrior?
Tigress : How do you know you're not looking at her?
Tai Lung : [laughs] You think I'm a fool? I know you're not the Dragon Warrior. None of you! I heard how he fell from the sky on a ball of fire. That he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen!
Monkey : Po?
Tai Lung : So that is his name. Po. At last, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
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[after his defeat by Tai Lung, Master Monkey hits Po]
Monkey : He's too fast... Sorry, Po!
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Po : Ears. It's not working for ya? I thought they're pretty good.
Monkey : [whispering] It's Shifu!
Po : Of course it's Shifu. Who do you think I'm doing?
[the Five stare at Po shockingly; Monkey points at the door. Po looks and sees Shifu]
Po : Oh, Master Shifu! Uh...
[slurps the noodle and presses the bowls to his chest like he has pecs. The Five, except Tigress, snicker]
Shifu : [angrily] You think this is funny? Tai Lung has escaped from prison, and you're acting like children!
Po : What?
Shifu : He is coming for the Dragon Scroll!
[to Po]
Shifu : And you are the only one who can stop him!
Po : [as the bowls fall to the floor, then laughs] And here I am saying you got no sense of humor!
[Shifu looks at him deadly serious]
Po : I'm gonna... stop Tai Lung.
[realizing]
Po : What, you're serious, and I have to...? Uh, Master Oogway will stop him. He did it before, he'll do it again.
Shifu : [shakes his head] Oogway cannot!
[face softens and he stares sadly at his master's staff]
Shifu : Not anymore.
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[Tigress puts up a very good fight, but soon Tai Lung begins getting the upper hand]
Monkey : [to Crane and Viper as they hand him and Mantis their ropes] We've got this. Help her!