Bloodsucking Strippers (2004 Video) User Reviews

Enjoyable bad movie

[Stevieboy666 · 5/10 · 8 December 2018]

Cocktail waitress Cherokee wants to earn more cash by dancing at the topless bar where she works but ends up getting involved with a group of sexy, female vampires. Released by Film2000 here in the UK this label specialises in putting out badly acted, low budget junk. And it could certainly be said that Blood Dancers falls into that category HOWEVER, what I liked about this movie is that it has it's tongue firmly in it's cheek, it does not take itself seriously. Indeed there is plenty of humour here. There are plenty of scenes of the girls getting their tops off, a fair smattering of (cheap) gore & a pretty good soundtrack. It does getting a bit surreal too during some of the vampire attacks, maybe a bit reminiscent of 70's Euro horror. On the downside much of the acting is wooden, the script is painfully bad at times and at 102 minutes it does feel too long. Plus I had to watch the ending a couple of times as it seemed a bit rushed. As bad movies go, it's a good one!

You may feel a slight prick.

[lastliberal · 5/10 · 22 September 2008]

Well, Zombie Strippers is not available yet, so I went for what appeared to be the next best thing.

This is a low low budget movie about zombie strippers, or vampires, as they like to be called. Thing is, they don't just bite and suck blood, they also eat flesh.

Cherokee (Elizabeth Hayden Smith) wants to dance because it pays more than waiting, so she enlists Elyse's (Aime Wolf) help. Yes, she'll help you. Help you right into the den of bloodsuckers.

Good music by Hydraulic Clown Head, significant boobage - it IS a film about strippers - and the hero is just your average pizza dude.

The worst "horror" film of all time?

[Redcitykev · 1/10 · 8 July 2011]

Sometimes when looking through a pile of DVDs in a charity shop a title of which you know little or nothing will intrigue you and you find yourself taking a punt on it. For me this film was one such occasion - only £1 and still sealed. The cover on the Region 2 (Europe) release reminded me very much of the old Hammer Horror films which I used to enjoy as a kid - very much 'Vampire Lovers' etc - so I was quite looking forward to watching it (and hoping that the running time of 1010 minutes as printed on the back was a printing error!!!) That evening I put on my DVD player and put the disc in, poured myself a beer, sat back and waited to be entertained. And waited, and waited etc! This is not a bad film - it as a truly dreadful waste one!!! First up the production values, such as they are, are awful. The film looks like it was shot on a cheap hand-held camera, operated by someone who had forgotten to read the instruction manual! Secondly the dancing. Now for a film entitled 'Blood Dancers' you would expect the girls involved to be able to dance to a good, professional level, but not here - I've seen better dancing on YouTube with coverage of very poor 'dad dancing'! After the dancing comes the acting. Now, in even the worst film there is usually someone who can act, but not here - no sirree! The girls all act as if they are in a cheap porno flick, and at times they appear to be reading their lines off of boards just slightly off camera. There is one guy who plays the boss of the dance hall, and his performance would not look out of place on a Monty Python Sketch sending up bad film acting!!! Ludicrous is hardly a good enough word to describe what this guy is up to! Finally a film like this should at least have some half decent special effects, but again we are in the land of untrained amateurs here - and I am sure at a couple of points I could see wires suspending the floating girls! You will note that I have not mentioned the story line yet. This is simply because for the life of me I could not work out what on earth was going on. A waitress in a dance club wants to become a pole dancer/stripper. Three "talented" girls contently take part in amateur night at the club, so first girl goes to the "best" of these for help in her dancing. She goes to their house, where lots of fake blood is being spilled for no apparent reason, and... well, to be honest, by this time I had given up trying to work out what was happening as each scene took an age to unravel and by the time it did you were left wondering what it was about anyway! I suppose that some intellectuals may see this film as empowering to women - any film with a predominately female cast is usually seen in such terms - but a lot of quite attractive women flashing their tits at the camera, snogging the face off of each other, biting into flesh whilst talking utter drivel ("come and live with us and life will be forever yours" etc) does not a feminist tract make! Nope, this is one bad, and I mean BAD, waste of my £1. To anyone seeing this title in their local Charity shop or bargain bin thinking of taking a chance I say this - to paraphrase Monty Python - "This is not a film for lying down, it is a film for lying down and avoiding"!

Hooters W/TEETH and You Don't care !

[guestar57 · 7/10 · 4 May 2007]

BLOOD DANCERS www.myspace.com/thirteenpictures Written & Directed by JR McGarrity " They are some kind of vampire lovers, You Bet !" Imagine beautiful dancers, Who thirst for blood and Want What They Want… This film actually is different, It shows the world of strip dancing and What might happen if Vampiresses chose to live in that environ. I should have known Athena Demos choreographed the girls routines, She of the Best Abs in VanNuyswood. Amazing poster that should help sell the DVD, Which makes me think of all the wonderful extras that may be. The music was right on by Hydraulic Clown Head, Thanks for setting the eerie mood. The pacing is very fast with few camera tricks. Be they vampires or heroes,This film is ruled by females.