Yours, Mine & Ours (2005)
Dennis Quaid: Frank Beardsley
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Quotes
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Helen North : So... How many kids do you have?
Frank Beardsley : Uh... How many kids do you have?
Helen North : You first
Frank Beardsley : Okay, look. You're going to find out eventually because there's too many to hide in the closet. I have eight kids.
Helen North : [laughs] I have ten.
Frank Beardsley : You have ten?
Helen North : I have ten.
[laughs]
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Otter Beardsley : I get the top bunk 'cause I'm older.
Ely Beardsley : By two minutes.
Frank Beardsley : When I was an Ensign, I always had the bottom bunk.
Otter Beardsley : Did the guy above you wet his bed?
Frank Beardsley : Good point. Sound off.
Kelly Beardsley : Three, four. Do they have girls' boxing at our new school?
Frank Beardsley : I hope not.
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Frank's Kids : Ten kids?
Frank Beardsley : Hey, guys. Guys! It'll be fun... Having ten new brothers and sisters.
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Helen North : We don't spank our children.
Michael Beardsley : The admiral does.
Frank Beardsley : Occasionally. A little pat on the butt sends a clear message.
Helen North : Well you're not spanking my children.
Frank Beardsley : I thought they were our children.
Helen North : You're not spanking our children.
Frank Beardsley : Okay, fine. Let's just let them all run naked and wild.
Kids : Yay!
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Frank Beardsley : Helen?
Helen North : Frank?
Frank Beardsley : Helen?
Helen North : Frank Beardsley?
Frank Beardsley : What are you doing here?
Helen North : Well, I'm having dinner with my...
Max : Frank. I'm Maxwell Grant.
Frank Beardsley : Pleased to meet you.
[to Helen]
Frank Beardsley : So what are you doing out here? Sit down, sit down, sit down.
Helen North : Well, I've been back here forever. I didn't want my kids growing up in the whole money, status thing.
Frank Beardsley : Yeah, that thing.
Helen North : So are you in town for the reunion?
Frank Beardsley : No, I... Umm... I moved my family back here. And I'm running the Coast Guard Academy.
Helen North : Wow.
Frank Beardsley : I'm an admiral.
Helen North : Yeah.
Frank Beardsley : That's why I'm wearing the uniform.
Helen North : An admiral? Woah. With a family?
Frank Beardsley : You too. It's great, I mean.
Helen North : Yeah.
Max : We're ready.
Helen North : Okay. Well, it was great to see you again.
Frank Beardsley : See you.
Helen North : Okay, bye.
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[last lines]
Frank Beardsley : Leave a message at the beep.
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Frank Beardsley : So then I asked her to marry me.
Helen North : And I said "yes".
Frank's Kids : What?
Helen North : Oh, it was spontaneous and so romantic.
William Beardsley : You got married?
Christina Beardsley : Without telling us?
Frank Beardsley : Yeah, yeah.
William Beardsley : At least when you were re-assigned at Guam, there was an e-mail.
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Frank Beardsley : Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Move it! Move it! Move it!
Ethan : Move it! Move it! Move it!
Frank Beardsley : That means you too, Ethan. Head ashore, Sailor.
Ethan : Aye-aye Sir! Head ashore.
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Frank Beardsley : William, what have you got there?
William Beardsley : Academy applications, S.A.T. forms, Capitol Hill summer internship forms, and the number of the girl two houses down.
Frank Beardsley : Outstanding!
William Beardsley : One, two.
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Frank Beardsley : Well, Mrs. Munion, what do you think about Connecticut?
Mrs. Munion : I'm delighted to be here, in the birthplace of Lyme disease.
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Frank Beardsley : Don't worry, you'll soon be doing this in your sleep.
Dylan North : I am asleep.
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Ethan : Admiral, is this lady going to be our new mommy?
Frank Beardsley : I don't think so. It's just a blind date.
Otter Beardsley : She can't see?
Ely Beardsley : Can she navigate using sonar? Like a bat?
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Christina Beardsley : [on the phone] So that's Christina Beardsley.
Frank Beardsley : Christina!
Christina Beardsley : [on the phone] The zip is oh six three two oh.
Frank Beardsley : Christina! We just moved here, who could you possibly be talking to?
Christina Beardsley : J. Crew. I want to make sure they change all my shipping information.
Frank Beardsley : Sound off.
Christina Beardsley : Three, four.
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Frank Beardsley : [sings] I don't care what I've been told.
Frank's Kids : [sings] Coast guard kid's got lots of soul.
Frank Beardsley : [sings] Sound off.
Frank's Kids : [sings] One, two.
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Harry Beardsley : Admiral, this is our twelfth move in my lifetime.
Frank Beardsley : I admire your record keeping, Harry. First-rate ship's log.
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Helen North : Kids!
Frank Beardsley : Sounds like they're bonding.
Helen North : It doesn't sound like bonding to me Frank.
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Frank Beardsley : Hey, trust me. One hour at sea together, and you'll be best friends.
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Frank Beardsley : Listen up. These are your schedules, with latrine times. You get seven minutes each, do not waste it.
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Otter Beardsley , Ely Beardsley : Hi Dad! How do we stop this thing?
Frank Beardsley : Otter! Ely! Stop! Hit the brake! Hit the brake!
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Michael Beardsley : Does not complaining about the move from San Diego count as my good deed for today?
Frank Beardsley : I'd sign off on that.
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Frank Beardsley : That's it! I am putting the hammer down!
Aldo North : Is it a real hammer?
Frank Beardsley : No Aldo, it's just an expression.
Aldo North : I'm scared.
Helen North : Oh, don't be, honey.
Ethan : Should I go get the hammer, sir?
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Frank Beardsley : Will anyone who lives here, please raise your hand.
[They raise their hands]
Frank Beardsley : Anyone else remaining here after five minutes, will be forcibly conscripted into the United States Coast Guard!
[Everyone runs out]
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Commandant Sherman : Now what?
Frank Beardsley : It's my kids.