Yours, Mine & Ours (2005)
Rene Russo: Helen North
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Quotes
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Marisa North , Bina North : Mo-om!
Helen North : What?
Marisa North , Bina North : He's painting our roses again!
Dylan North : [after being tattled of spray painting the twins' roses] It's art.
Jimi North : You can't call it art unless you have talent.
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Helen North : So... How many kids do you have?
Frank Beardsley : Uh... How many kids do you have?
Helen North : You first
Frank Beardsley : Okay, look. You're going to find out eventually because there's too many to hide in the closet. I have eight kids.
Helen North : [laughs] I have ten.
Frank Beardsley : You have ten?
Helen North : I have ten.
[laughs]
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Helen North : Who wants the talking stick first?
Jimi North : May I have it, please?
Helen North : [handing him the stick] Yes, Jimi.
Jimi North : Are you crazy?
[the kids go riot and Helen takes the stick from Jimi]
Helen North : Okay. I have the talking stick. He's a lovely, lovely man and I'm sorry we didn't include you. And he has...
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Helen North : We don't spank our children.
Michael Beardsley : The admiral does.
Frank Beardsley : Occasionally. A little pat on the butt sends a clear message.
Helen North : Well you're not spanking my children.
Frank Beardsley : I thought they were our children.
Helen North : You're not spanking our children.
Frank Beardsley : Okay, fine. Let's just let them all run naked and wild.
Kids : Yay!
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Helen North : Homes are for free expression, not for good impressions.
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Frank Beardsley : Helen?
Helen North : Frank?
Frank Beardsley : Helen?
Helen North : Frank Beardsley?
Frank Beardsley : What are you doing here?
Helen North : Well, I'm having dinner with my...
Max : Frank. I'm Maxwell Grant.
Frank Beardsley : Pleased to meet you.
[to Helen]
Frank Beardsley : So what are you doing out here? Sit down, sit down, sit down.
Helen North : Well, I've been back here forever. I didn't want my kids growing up in the whole money, status thing.
Frank Beardsley : Yeah, that thing.
Helen North : So are you in town for the reunion?
Frank Beardsley : No, I... Umm... I moved my family back here. And I'm running the Coast Guard Academy.
Helen North : Wow.
Frank Beardsley : I'm an admiral.
Helen North : Yeah.
Frank Beardsley : That's why I'm wearing the uniform.
Helen North : An admiral? Woah. With a family?
Frank Beardsley : You too. It's great, I mean.
Helen North : Yeah.
Max : We're ready.
Helen North : Okay. Well, it was great to see you again.
Frank Beardsley : See you.
Helen North : Okay, bye.
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Frank Beardsley : So then I asked her to marry me.
Helen North : And I said "yes".
Frank's Kids : What?
Helen North : Oh, it was spontaneous and so romantic.
William Beardsley : You got married?
Christina Beardsley : Without telling us?
Frank Beardsley : Yeah, yeah.
William Beardsley : At least when you were re-assigned at Guam, there was an e-mail.
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Aldo North : Mom, no!
Helen North : What, honey?
Aldo North : Remember the old you? Spanking is NEVER the answer!
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Max : [after Helen falls off the chair] Were you distracted by his Good Conduct Medal?
Helen North : Shut up, Max!
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Helen North : Kids!
Frank Beardsley : Sounds like they're bonding.
Helen North : It doesn't sound like bonding to me Frank.
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Frank Beardsley : That's it! I am putting the hammer down!
Aldo North : Is it a real hammer?
Frank Beardsley : No Aldo, it's just an expression.
Aldo North : I'm scared.
Helen North : Oh, don't be, honey.
Ethan : Should I go get the hammer, sir?