Duck, Duck, Goose! (2005)

Diane Mizota: La Religious Girl

Quotes 

• Jacob : Did you know that Jesus was a black man?

  La Religious Girl : Excuse me?

  Jacob : Oh, yeah. Hair like wool, skin like bronze. It's in your Bible. Jesus probably looked more like Ike Turner, but without that "I'm gonna beat ya, woman" look in his eyes.