Hoodwinked! (2005)
Jim Belushi: The Woodsman
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Quotes
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Nicky Flippers : It would seem that all of you came together tonight by mistake.
[walks past dog typing notes]
Nicky Flippers : Maybe you naughty neighbors butted heads so we could get to the real truth.
The Wolf : The Goody Bandit
Nicky Flippers : That's right. The Bandit's still at large. There's been a lot of finger pointing tonight, but now all fingers point to the Bandit.
The Woodsman : Not my finger!
[quickly puts index finger in mouth and starts sucking it]
Nicky Flippers : Oh no, you were just out damaging forest property, cutting down the redwoods we all call home.
[the Woodsman starts spluttering]
Nicky Flippers : Big guy like you, you could probably take whatever you want from little goody-loving creatures, couldn't you?
The Woodsman : But someone robbed me! Have we lost track of that?
Nicky Flippers : Thats right, someone did. Maybe a snack food competitor. Right Granny?
Granny : Now hold on a pea-picking minute! I may lead a double life full of secrets and deception, but that's no reason to be suspicious.
The Woodsman : Huh?
Nicky Flippers : A woman like you could have a lot to gain stealing all those recipes.
Chief Grizzly : And that's how she makes her goodies so good! Eh?
Nicky Flippers : Or she could just be another victim... of a hungry Wolf
The Wolf : Ah, the wolf did it. Talk about profiling.
Nicky Flippers : Why should we trust someone who wears disguises for a living?
Chief Grizzly : Maybe he's not a wolf at all!
The Wolf : You got me. I'm a poodle. I just haven't been to the barbershop in a long time.
Chief Grizzly : Is this all just a big joke to you?
The Wolf : I just followed the girl here.
Granny : You leave my granddaughter alone!
Nicky Flippers : Yes, now we get to Little Red, the girl with the basket on the run.
[camera points to empty chair]
Nicky Flippers : Where is she anyway?
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The Wolf : I can't believe I'm saying this but... drink up.
[gives Twitchy the coffee]
The Wolf : We may want to stand back.
Twitchy : [Sips coffee and his eyes buldge and he starts shaking] Yee-hoo-hoo-hoo! Wahooo! Caffeine! Yeah baby! Whoa!
The Wolf : Go get 'em boy.
[Twitchy takes off and bounces all over the place]
The Wolf : What... have I done?
Granny : Now the rest's up to us.
The Woodsman : Can I have coffee?
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The Woodsman : [disguised as Dolph] Uh, Mister Rabbit...
Boingo : Dolph! Where have you been? You nimwitted Eurotrash with the... what is that, a ski mask?
The Woodsman : Uh, I, um, yah...
Boingo : I like that! See, that's scary. Yeah that's good...
The Woodsman : Um, b-boss...
Boingo : WHAT? Say it! Spit it out! What's goin' on?
The Woodsman : Um... boss, uh,
[singing]
The Woodsman : Paul's bunion cream/has the soothing formula...
The Wolf : [interrupts, also in disguise] Hi there! What he means to say is that I'm the building inspector.
The Woodsman : Yah, yes!
The Wolf : I just need to tap the pipes; see if your wiring's up to par.
Boingo : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it, you're not... no, you can't touch anything in here.
The Wolf : [pauses] Let's walk.
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The Woodsman : I had always heard about call backs. But, I had never gotten one!
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The Woodsman : What the Schnitzel?
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The Woodsman : [trying out for a commercial] Arrrgh! Paul's Bunion Cream has the soothing formula...
Jimmy Lizard : [interrupts] Whoa, whoa, whoa, no! Hold it, hold it!
[music stops]
Jimmy Lizard : Ho, ho, stop... Look, "Argh"?
The Woodsman : Uh-huh...
Jimmy Lizard : What... what are ya, some kinda German pirate or somethin'?
The Woodsman : I just got the script, like, five minutes ago... I'm trying...
Jimmy Lizard : Okay, sure, sure, um... you're not gettin' it...