Jeremy Renner: Wood Hite
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Quotes
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Dick Liddil : Did you cook this, ma'am?
Sarah Hite : I've got a nigga woman.
Major George Hite : [short of hearing] How's that?
Sarah Hite : [louder and slower] Dick asked if I cooked this!
Major George Hite : Did ya?
Sarah Hite : ...No!
Wood Hite : [whispering to Dick] She knew what he was like when she married him.
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Charley Ford : Hey, Dick, you ever diddled a squaw?
Dick Liddil : Shh...
Charley Ford : Come on, you can tell me. I've always wanted to lay down with a redskin.
Dick Liddil : Well, Charley, there's a feeling that comes over you gettin' inside a woman whose hands have scalped a congregation.
Wood Hite : There's a thunderous sound that comes from their cooch on account of the fact that they birth a child standing upright like a wild animal.
Charley Ford : What's it sound like?
Wood Hite : Whatever a thunderous cooch sounds like, Charley. I don't know.
Dick Liddil : No, they got a noisy quim on account of the fact that they use their cunnies as a saddlebag to carry tundries across the planes.
Charley Ford : Come on, what'd it really feel like? It feel good? Come on. Fess up, now.
Dick Liddil : I like you, Charley.
Wood Hite : I like you too, Charley.
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Wood Hite : Oh, I'm a good old rebel, Now thats just what I am, And for this yankee nation, I do no give a damn. I'm glad I fought a ganner, I only wish we won. I aint asked any pardon for anything I've done. I hates the yankee nation and eveything they do. I hates the declaration of independence, too. I hates the glorious union, just dripping with our blood. I hates the striped banner, and fitted all I could.
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Wood Hite : [about Dick] His philanderin' ways have instigated such malice. He's a yellow snake in the grass and can't be trusted.
Wilbur Ford : Dick told me a complete other version of that affair.
Robert Ford : [upstairs, waking Dick] Wood Hite's downstairs.
Wood Hite : You mean he's here?
[Bob and Dick grab their Colts and ready themselves]
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Martha Bolton : Why did you and Dick get into a scrape about?
Wood Hite : Well, he tampered with my daddy's wife while a pork chop burned on the skillet, so I shot him.
