Kim Possible: So the Drama (2005 TV Movie)

Will Friedle: Ron Stoppable

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Quotes 

• Ron : [both are tied up]  There are guys out there that are better for you than Eric. Guys that are real, for one thing.

  Kim : Do you really think there's a guy out there for me?

  Ron : Out there... in here.

  Kim : [realizing what he is saying]  Oh. Really?

• Kim : [about Eric]  Why couldn't I see that he was a fake?

  Ron : Yeah, it don't get much faker than a synthodrone... oh! You kissed a synthodrone!

  Kim : I never kissed him...

  [Ron smiles] 

  Kim : ...but I wanted to.

  Ron : Okay, too much info.

• Ron : Taking over the world is one thing, but you ruined Bueno Nacho. You're gonna pay.

  Dr. Drakken : You can't be serious.

  Ron : Note serious face.

  Dr. Drakken : Please, have mercy, uh - the name escapes me - oh, I beg of you!

  Ron : Say my name. SAY IT!

  Dr. Drakken : It's... uh, er... Stoppable.

  [crack of thunder] 

  Ron : [quietly]  Boo-yah.

• Ron : Camp Wannaweep. The worst summer of my life.

  Kim : I know, I know... the ticks, the poison ivy, the toxic lake, your mom stopped accepting your phone calls...

  Ron : Yeah... you know, all that stuff was bad, KP, but you know what was worse? Spending a whole summer away from you.

• [the Sumo Ninja confronts Kim and Ron long after receiving an atomic wedgie] 

  Sumo Ninja : [high-pitched voice]  I shall be avenged!

  [Kim and Ron giggle uncontrollably. The Ninja grabs Ron and shoves him against the wall] 

  Sumo Ninja : What?

  Ron : Dude, don't talk. The funny voice? Yeah, it kinda ruins your mystique.

  Sumo Ninja : [same squeaky voice]  I am strong like the mountain! I am swift like the wind! I am VENGEANCE!

• Ron : I feel as though a loop has been formed, and I'm not in it.

• Ron : [In his treehouse; Eric is below them]  He can't come up here.

  Kim : Ron...

  Ron : No, I mean he CAN'T come up here. This treehouse has a weight limit and while I'm holding this slingshot, we're already pushing it.

• Ron : I dunno, something's different there now. Who am I kidding? Something has been there all the time. Well I think there's something there, does she?

• Ron : [hiding in his old treehouse with a slingshot]  I have a lethal weapon!

  Kim : Put the slingshot down, Huck Finn, it's me.

• Ron : [to Eric]  Back off, pretty boy!

• [Ron and Rufus discover an "evil plot" at Bueno Nacho] 

  Ron : This is the last straw!

  Lars : I beg your pardon?

  Ron : This is the last straw!

  Lars : No, we've got more in the back.

  Ron : You took away the bendy-straws!

  [Rufus and Ned smack themselves in the head] 

  Lars : You, sir, have lost it!

• Ron : [after Kim leaves with Eric]  I am NOT jealous.

• Eric : Nice try, loser. Oh and by the way, a naked mole rat is not cool, it's gross.

  Ron : Don't be dissing the Rufus.

• Ron : Sumo Ninja?

  Sumo Ninja : [deep, threatening voice]  I am strong like the mountain!

  [Ron dodges his hold] 

  Ron : That is sick and wrong!

  Sumo Ninja : I am your doom!

• Ron : [after the Diablo toy transforms into a giant robot]  That would be SO cool if it wasn't the last thing we were ever gonna see.

• [Ron breaks down as Kim's relationship with Eric blossoms, and he is wedged into a corner by the horde of kids at Bueno Nacho. Agitated, he seizes a news reporter's mike and yells at the camera] 

  Ron : I can't even get to the counter to order! This used to be my place! Mine! I'm losing everything I ever cared about!

  Jim Possible : Ron's on TV!

  Tim Possible : And he's freaking out!

  Dr. Ann Possible : Honey, I think the boys are right.

  Dr. Possible : Hmm, Ronald, freaking?

  [He looks at the TV, seeing Ron being dragged out of Bueno Nacho, wrestling with the reporter over her mike] 

  Dr. Possible : [chuckling]  Oh, so he is.

• Ron : So, what's the plan?

  Kim : Ron, I... I got nothing!

  Ron : That's *my* line, and what's worse, that's quitter talk!

  Kim : Drakken finally won. I should've stuck to babysitting.

  Ron : All right, KP, this pity fiesta is over! Drakken has not won, he played you! Now it's payback time.

• Ron : Okay, Rufus. I think I'm ready. Not just for the dance, but to do something no man should ever have to do... Talk about his feelings!

• [after dodging a Sumo Ninja] 

  Kim : Oh, that move won the cheer-regionals.

  [Ron gives the Sumo Ninja an atomic wedgie] 

  Ron : Whoa, better get some ice on that, champ.

• [Ron gives Eric a tour of Middleton High School] 

  Ron : This is the cafeteria, where I'm told you can find a nutritious, hot meal. I haven't yet, but your mileage may vary.

• Ron : No soda for you!

• Ron : Naked mole rat. Weird enough for ya?

• Ron : [to cafeteria lady]  I'll have the wild mushroom risotto with cracked peppers and fresh shaved parmesan, and please don't skimp on the truffle oil!

  [cafeteria lady scoops usual slop on his plate] 

• Ron : Oh, man, I always wanted to use this on somebody.

  Kim : You did once, don't you remember?

  Ron : Arnie Custer?

  Kim : Arnie Custer.

  Ron : I was just trying to stop him from hurting you.

  Kim : I pulled him off you because you beaned him with this slingshot.

  Ron : We were six, okay? The details are sketchy.

• Ron : [Removes and opens a container from Kim's backpack]  Hmm. Knock out gas that looks like lip gloss or lip gloss that looks like lip glooos...

  [Passes out on his feet and drools] 

  Ron : [Suddenly alert]  Knock out gas.

  Kim : [Takes the container]  Thanks for checking.

• Ron : Rufus, use the lipstick!

  Rufus : [jumps into Kim's backpack, pops out with bright red lips] 

  Kim : The OTHER lipstick.

  Rufus : [gets out Kim's lipstick laser] 

  Ron : Badical!