Puss in Boots (2011)

Zach Galifianakis: Humpty Alexander Dumpty

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Quotes 

• Humpty Dumpty : I'm not a person. I'm not a bird. I'm not even a food. I don't know what I am.

  Puss in Boots : You are what you have always been: my brother.

• Humpty Dumpty : [hanging from a rope]  You can't save us both!

  Puss in Boots : Yes, I can! Just hang on!

  Humpty Dumpty : Puss, you have to save the baby, or the mother will destroy San Ricardo. It's the right thing to do.

  Puss in Boots : I will not let you go, Humpty.

  Humpty Dumpty : I know you won't. So I won't make you choose.

  [lets go] 

• Humpty Dumpty : Do you have any idea what they do to eggs in San Ricardo's prison? I'll tell you this, my friend. It ain't over easy!

  Ohhh Cat : Ooooooohhhhhh!

• Humpty Dumpty : First rule of Bean Club, don't talk about Bean Club. The second rule of Bean Club... don't talk about Bean Club.

• Humpty Dumpty : What's your name? You don't say much, do you? I think I'll call you Sparky. Whiskers? Zoltar! How about Puss?

• Puss in Boots : I smell something familiar. Something - dangerous. Something - breakfasty.

  Humpty Dumpty : It's been a long time, brother.

  Puss in Boots : Maldito huevo.

• Humpty Dumpty : Please don't spin me. Do not spin me! Not again! No! I'm gonna yolk!

• Humpty Dumpty : I'm cracked! We got red beans, green beans, coffee beans, lima beans, but, no magic beans.

  Puss in Boots : Would you care for a jelly bean?

• Humpty Dumpty : OK, yeah, I get it now. You get some fancy boots and now you're too good for me?

• Puss in Boots : Prove to me there is still a good egg in you.

  Humpty Dumpty : I'll try.

• Kitty Softpaws : Humpty, you're not wearing underwear!

  Humpty Dumpty : Eh, what? Are you embarrassed? I'm not.

• Humpty Dumpty : I'm sorry, Puss. I've made a mess out of everything. I'm a rotten egg.

• Humpty Dumpty : Let's, uh, get out of here before Mama shows up.

  Puss in Boots : I should make you into an egg salad sandwich!

  Humpty Dumpty : That is disgusting!

• Humpty Dumpty : I'm not a person. I'm not a bird. I'm not even a food. I don't know what I am.