- Vance Lincoln: Remember, always compliment the hookers. I mean... these actresses, or however you'd like to refer to them.
- Layla Black: As I sit here, pondering my predicament on why the army men haven't gotten here to save me yet... The fear, that the big, fat, ugly mullet Indian is on his way here to kill me.
- David B. Lincoln the 3rd: As of now... Clearwater Canyon is dead... The "old" Clearwater Canyon... But the new Clearwater Canyon will rise like a phoenix from the ashes... In fact, what I'm trying to say to you Fernando is that this is a brand new pre production... Pre production has started again.
- Vance Lincoln: This is my movie, I'm taking over! This is not Clearwater Canyon, *no*, this is Actress Apocalypse! This is payback Layla!