Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005) Poster

Eugene Levy: Jimmy Murtaugh

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  • Tom Baker : [Getting tickets]  One please.

    Tom Baker : [Goes inside the theater and runs into Jimmy]  What are you doing here?

    Jimmy Murtaugh : Well, if you must know, I'm still here to make sure this movie is appropriate for our children.

    Tom Baker : It's rated G.

    Theatre Patron : [to Tom]  Shh.

    Old Lay in Theater : Shh.

    Kid in Theater : [to Tom]  Sir, could you please sit down?

    Tom Baker : [Whispers]  Yeah.

    Jimmy Murtaugh : What are you doing here so early?

    Tom Baker : Father of the daughter always arrives early for pickup duty, everybody knows that.

    Security Guard : [Waves his flashlight at Tom and Jimmy]  Excuse me... . is there a problem here?

    Jimmy Murtaugh : Yes, this man's harassing me.

    Tom Baker : This man's guilty of overparenting.

    Security Guard : If you 2 can't keep it down, I'm gonna throw both of you out.

    Jimmy Murtaugh : [He and Tom both see Sarah and Eliot down through the balcony and attempt to be nosy]  What, he's stretching.

    Tom Baker : He's doing the move.

    Jimmy Murtaugh : What move?

    Tom Baker : [Scoots Jimmy back]  You sit in the theater. You fake a yaaaaawn... . oh boy, am I tired? Hand comes over. Then a little while later, head comes over giving an extra reach there, right?

    Theatre Patron : [Grinning as she sees Tom and Jimmy]  Mom, look... .. those 2 down there.

    Tom Baker : See what I mean?

    Old Lay in Theater : Oh, sweet Jesus.

    Security Guard : [Waves flashlight again at them]  Warning number 2.

    Jimmy Murtaugh : He was showing me the move. Do you mind?

    Tom Baker : [Places his hand off Jimmy's shoulder]  You don't know the move?

    Jimmy Murtaugh : No, I don't know the move! I wasn't a hormone crazed romeo when I was a kid! I am self-control, I am social sophistication!

    Old Lay in Theater : Psst... be quiet down there!

    Tom Baker : Your son has raging hormones like every other male teenager.

    Jimmy Murtaugh : Meaning what?

    Tom Baker : Meaning on a sophistication scale, that's 1 step above ape.

    Jimmy Murtaugh : Are you calling my son an ape?

    Tom Baker : He's an ape like every other male teenager.

    Jimmy Murtaugh : Take it back! Take it! Take it back.

    Tom Baker : Were you gonna poke me?

    Jimmy Murtaugh : Because you were asking for it!

    Tom Baker : [He and Jimmy stand up, blocking the theater screen. Everybody furiously tells them to sit down]  Well if I'm asking for it, why don't you give me 2? Come on, give me a poke!

  • Jimmy Murtaugh : Nice hands.

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