Strongbad_email.exe (2004 Video)

Missy Palmer: Marzipan

Quotes 

• Homestar Runner : So from then on, it was pork and beans

  Marzipan : I don't know if that's entirely healthy

  [the Cheat floats past under the influence of helium] 

  Homestar Runner : Whoa, Marzipan. Check out that ugly bird.

  Marzipan : Homestar, I think that's The Cheat

  Homestar Runner : No way! The Cheat is a fine-looking young man. That is an ugly bird.

  [the Cheat floats past again after a few seconds] 

  Strong Sad : [offscreen]  I'm sad that he's flying.

• Strong Bad : Say you like me?

  Marzipan : No.

  Strong Bad : Then do you like...

  [quietly and quickly] 

  Strong Bad : Strong Bad?

  Marzipan : No! You're just saying your name fast. Go away.

  Strong Bad : What about the guy who's brothers with...

  [quietly and quickly] 

  Strong Bad : Strong Mad and Strong Sad?

  Marzipan : That's still you! No!

  Strong Bad : Then how about this one: do you don't not dislike not Strong Bad?

  Marzipan : Uh, I guess...

  Strong Bad : See! I told you you love me! Oh, I knew it all along! Wait til my friend Emily from Ohio...

  [pronounced as "Oheeo"] 

  Strong Bad : ...hears about this!

  [runs off speaking gibberish to himself] 

  Marzipan : Whatever. Come on Carol, let's rock.

• Homestar Runner : What do you think I'll say next? Sid Hoffman, or Sid Frenchman?

  Marzipan : This is the dumbest game I've ever played.

  Homestar Runner : Aw, cm'on! You're just being sore because you're losin'.

  Marzipan : Okay, I'll go with Sid Hoffman.

  Homestar Runner : Sid Hoff... Frenchman! Sorry, you lose again! I said Sid Frenchman.

  Marzipan : Homestar, you said Sid Hofffrenchman. That was not even a choice.

• [Easter Eggs from the 100th email] 

  Homestar Runner : Happy hundreth birthday, Strong Bad!

  Marzipan : Whoo hoo, Strong Bad. Whoo hoo. I've caught up with you. I only have 90 more Answering Machines to go.

  Senor Cardgage : Many conabulations, Elizagerth. I hope you get all my particles.

  Strong Bad : [offscreen]  Man, so cool!

• [it's Labor Day and everyone is celebrating with a barbecue; the entire gang, sans Strong Bad, is there] 

  Bubs : This is the best BBQ I've ever been BB-to.

  Marzipan : I wonder why.

  Homestar Runner : Hey, has anyone seen Strong Bad? I sent him an invitation.

  Strong Sad : [actually smiling]  Maybe it got "da-leet-ted".

  [everyone laughs] 

  Coach Z : Oh, gee, the life of the pratty!

  Bubs : Three cheers for Strong Sad!

• Homestar Runner : [kicking Marzipan in the shins]  Hey, Marzipan, can you feel that?

  Marzipan : Yeah...

  Homestar Runner : What is that?

  Marzipan : Well, you're kicking me in the shins.

  Homestar Runner : Oh, I think I'd remember something like that.

• [Strong Bad had cheated in a race against Homestar, by having The Cheat knock him out, but everyone else is more concerned about Homestar's safety; they gather around the unconscious Homestar] 

  Marzipan : Homestar... Homestar, can you hear me? Wake up!

  Homestar Runner : [coming to, but still out of it]  Huh?

  [looks at everyone surrounding him] 

  The King of Town : You okay there, Homestar?

  [Homestar shakes his head, then looks at Marzipan, who, from his perspective, is dressed as a princess] 

  Marzipan : What's wrong, Homestar? You're looking at me kind of funny.

  Homestar Runner : ...Huh?

  [looks at Pom Pom, who, from his perspective, is dressed as a monk] 

  Homestar Runner : Huh?

  [looks at Strong Sad and The Poopsmith; Strong Sad, from Homestar's perspective, is dressed as a nun] 

  Strong Sad : Are you okay, my child?

  Homestar Runner : [suddenly standing up]  Hold! Whilst thy banter is the freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you popinjays! I'm off to find me lute, forsooth!

  [Homestar runs off as Marzipan and Pom Pom look on] 

  Marzipan : What the crap was that?