Beer League (2006)

Seymour Cassel: Dirt

Quotes 

• Dirt : Hey! I don't want any of you Italians drinking out of my water bottle! Damn wops!

• Dirt : You're a fat fucking disgrace!

• Dirt : Jesus Christ, you're like a bunch of Monkeys trying to screw a football!

• Dirt : Don't eyeball me tough guy! When I was in the joint, I fucked guys bigger than you!

  Artie DeVanzo : What the hell are we waiting for-hey did Dirt just say he use to fuck guys?

• Dirt : Hey, good effort. Way to go, way to go.

  Maz : Damn.

  Dirt : You assholes know I'm being sarcastic, right?

• Dirt : Try not to spread your legs like a $2 hooker.