The Lost Mind of Dr. Brain (1995 Video Game)

Rodney Sherwood: Dr. Brain

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Dr. Brain : I am Dr. Thaddeus P. Brain, the Third. The "P" stands for "Puzzles". I am the puzzle master! All is ready for the master experiment. Nothing can go wrong!

• Dr. Brain : I am obsessed with the ancient science of "puzzle-ometry". I have discovered that within puzzles lies the secret of human intelligence, that which separates us from the common beast.

• Additional Voices : Dr. Brain has transferred too much of his intellect to Rathbone. We'll have to reverse-engineer every brain puzzle Dr. Brain has ever solved and reconstruct Dr. Brain's brains, section by section, by recreating solutions to each brain puzzle he has ever worked on. When all the puzzles are solved, we'll pour his intellect back into the Brain Drain and pressure-force the intelligence back into his own head. We should begin the reconstruction immediately.

  Dr. Brain : [in sync with Rathbone]  Yes, immediately!

  Rathbone : [in sync with Dr. Brain]  Yes, immediately!

• Dr. Brain : [after Rathbone's face becomes his own]  We have a major malfunction!

• Dr. Brain : Hello, Joe's Pizza?

  [laughing] 

  Dr. Brain : I'm just kidding; it's Dr. Brain. Who's this?

  Additional Voices : Uncle, it's Elaina. You must stop the experiment! I just read your email; and, Uncle, substituting the broken brain filtration valve with a chunk of Rathbone's cheese is insane.

  Dr. Brain : Oh, Elaina, it will be just fine. Don't worry.

  Additional Voices : [thinking]  If I hurry, I can still stop him!

• Dr. Brain : I have spent so much time as of late puzzling about puzzles that Rathbone, my laboratory rat, has become my confidant and closest friend.

  [Rathbone buzzes and shivers] 

  Dr. Brain : My latest invention, the Brain Drain, solves the ultimate puzzle that transfer an intellect from one creature to another. With the help of my niece, we were successful in transferring a bit of Rathbone's limited intelligence to that of a honeybee.

  [bee buzzes around in jar] 

  Dr. Brain : Now we've got cheese bees!

  [phone rings, Dr. Brain runs to answer, bee breaks out of jar] 

• Dr. Brain : Come, Rathbone, my furry cheese-eating friend. It's time to solve the ultimate brain puzzle!