Squidbillies (2005–2021)
Todd Hanson: Dan Halen
Quotes
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Dan Halen : And what about your work ethic?
Earlie Cuyler : I don't think ethnics do no work, I mean that's they problem really. If you ain't like me go hang from a damn tree.
Dan Halen : Overt racial prejudice. Impressive.
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Dan Halen : Good work, Denny. You've arrested a fish... and your car.
Denny (misshapen Sheriff clone) : Mmmhmm. Yep, I done it. Thank you.
Dan Halen : Any reason?
Denny (misshapen Sheriff clone) : Suspicion, collusion... That that car goin' use that wide mouth bass goin' turn into a robot. Probably.
Dan Halen : Denny, I highly doubt that. But, if that's how you choose to spend your weekend.
Denny (misshapen Sheriff clone) : I reckon I do. I'm the law. Tell 'em I done whittle this down to get that piece of corn out of my teeth that's been buggin me for two weeks.
Dan Halen : Very impressive. Do you see that cloud outside?
[indicating poisonous cloud killing the townspeople]
Dan Halen : .
Denny (misshapen Sheriff clone) : Yeah-huh.
Dan Halen : Direct traffic into it.
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Dan Halen : Another dead baby? Sue the parents!