Land of the Lost (2009)
Danny McBride: Will Stanton
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Quotes
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Will Stanton : [on the rocks, to Rick] You ever get tired of being wrong?
Dr. Rick Marshall : [being chased by the T-Rex] I do! I really do!
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[Will and Holly can smell dinosaur dung on Rick]
Dr. Rick Marshall : Would you grow up?
Holly Cantrell : Oh, my God!
Dr. Rick Marshall : Yes, he pooped me out!
Will Stanton : And now you guys are friends?
Dr. Rick Marshall : While I was snaking my way through his bowels, I don't know, I... I must have dislodged some sort of intestinal blockage. And, yes, he's in a much better mood now. So can we move on? I would really like to go home.
Will Stanton : You were deuced out by a dinosaur. That is incredibly cool.
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Will Stanton : [grabs cup in the shape of a woman's bust] This is a little travel mug I like to call the perfect woman. Big ole set of boobies- no head. And a handle.
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Will Stanton : [a pair of dinosaurs break a fight and focus on the group, Dr. Marshall having doused himself in Hadrosaur urine earlier] Well what do you know? This is one of those days when pouring piss on your head is a bad idea!
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Will Stanton : I'm man enough to admit that's my bad.
