- Commander Adam Quark: My ancestors were members of a sub-group called Americans. Archaeological diggings made in the western and southern sections of their country indicate that these so-called Americans worshipped, and perhaps were governed by, a fully clothed English speaking mouse.
- Otto Palindrome: Palindrome here sir; sorry to disturb you.
- The Head: That's alright. I was just, as usual, thinking.
- Otto Palindrome: Sir, we've got a bit of a headache down here.
- The Head: Don't tell me about headaches Palindrome.
- Otto Palindrome: No sir.
- The Head: I wrote the book on headaches!
- Otto Palindrome: I'm sorry sir, I know how you feel.
- The Head: Can you imagine a migraine the size of a super-nova?
- Otto Palindrome: Uh... no sir.
- The Head: Then you don't know how I feel!