The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Jerry Stiller (1999 TV Special)
Jeffrey Ross: Self
Quotes
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Jeffrey Ross : I wouldn't fuck Sandra Bernhard with Bea Arthur's dick.
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Jeffrey Ross : Jerry Seinfeld couldn't be here tonight. He had a prior engagement to fuck a model on a pile of cash.
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Jeffrey Ross : Folks, Jerry Stiller has the face of a star and that star is Lassie!
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Jeffrey Ross : [to Janeane Garofalo] What was that movie you made with Ben, "Mystery Men"? That movie was so bad, I fired my agent! Gene Siskel was going to review that movie, but he took the easy way out!
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Jeffrey Ross : As you can see, the rest of the cast of "Seinfeld" couldn't be here tonight. Apparently, they broke their backs carrying Jerry Seinfeld for eight years.
