American Dreamz (2006)

Chris Klein: William Williams

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Quotes 

• William Williams : I guess you two think I'm stupid. I guess you all think I'm stupid. Well, I'll show you how stupid I am: I'm going to blow myself up with this bomb I found.

• Mrs. Kendoo : Hello William.

  William Williams : Hi Mrs.Kendoo, is Sally there?

  Mrs. Kendoo : No she's in New York with agents.

  William Williams : Tell her I joined the army, I miss her and I got her face tattooed on my arm.

• William Williams : So do you have any advice for me?

  Soldier Chuck : Yeah, don't get shot.

  [shots fired at truck] 

  William Williams : [holding his arm]  Ow! What was that?

  Soldier Chuck : You got shot!

  William Williams : Oh no! My tattoo!