Edwin Perry: Stan

Quotes 

• Beverly : You wouldn't have touched me in the past five years if it had not been for the Viagra.

  Stan : That's fine... swipe me below the belt, I can take it.

  Beverly : And why do you always assume that it's the sex? You are always associating every success and failure on your sexual inabilities.

  Stan : Inabilities?

  Beverly : Inabilities.

  Stan : Inabilities?

  Beverly : Inabilities!