Kathy Griffin: Allegedly (2004 Video)

Kathy Griffin: Self

Quotes 

• Kathy Griffin : [about Brooke Sheild's wedding, when Terri Sheilds makes a toast]  Then she says, "You know, I wasn't even invited to this wedding."

  [huge gasp from the audience] 

  Kathy Griffin : Who has died and gone to heaven? Me.

• Kathy Griffin : [about treatment of women in the muslim culture]  When the woman walks outside of her house without her burka on, these men would beat her with sticks until she goes back inside. So great for women.

  [pause] 

  Kathy Griffin : PEACEFUL FARMERS! So they go back inside, probably to clean up the bucket of clits...

  [big reaction from the audience] 

  Kathy Griffin : Aww! BAD KATHY! YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE! Right after you moved it!