Bernard and Doris (2006)
Susan Sarandon: Doris Duke
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Quotes
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Waldo Taft : Lucky thing you knowing the judge.
Doris Duke : Oh, I know a lot of people.
Waldo Taft : He seemed awfully happy to see you.
Doris Duke : Ah, well, yes. We had a little moment in the coatroom of the Phillips Club about 20 years ago.
Waldo Taft : I don't find that funny.
Doris Duke : You would if you'd been there.
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Waldo Taft : Vice President Bush wants to honor you at his next fundraiser. I think you should consider it.
Doris Duke : Oh, that's sweet. Just tell him my dance card is full, thanks.
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Doris Duke : [on the intercom] Come on, baby. Get back here. Ben, where are you? I'm missing you.
Ben : [to Bernard] Good evening, Sir.
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Doris Duke : [to Bernard] She's one of those Nurse Ratched types, you know. The Nazis in the white sneakers.
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Doris Duke : Lafferty, your outfit. Well you look like a God damn undertaker. I mean, do you think you can lighten up a little bit.
Bernard Lafferty : Of course. I could do that.
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Doris Duke : [singing] I don't need a million dollars to make my dreams come true, / Baby, all I need is you. / I don't need a fortune teller to tell my troubles to,
Doris Duke , Bernard Lafferty : [singing] Baby, all I need is you.
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Doris Duke : I assume you have credentials. Elizabeth Taylor, Peggy Lee. What? Do you have a thing for entertainers, Mr. Rafferty?
Bernard Lafferty : Lafferty. I beg your pardon, Miss Duke. It's Lafferty with an L.
Doris Duke : It says you haven't worked for six months.
Bernard Lafferty : I had a, a wee health problem.
Doris Duke : Drugs or alcohol?
Bernard Lafferty : Erm...
Doris Duke : I assume it's under control.
Bernard Lafferty : I assure you it's all in the past now.
Doris Duke : Right.
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Bernard Lafferty : Good evening, Miss Duke. Ma'am.
Doris Duke : Who the hell are you?
Bernard Lafferty : I'm here about the job, dear. From the agency. These are my references.
Doris Duke : Get me a sherry.
Bernard Lafferty : Yes, ma'am.
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Doris Duke : What do you want from me? From me.
Bernard Lafferty : Miss Duke?
Doris Duke : What do you want? I mean, you don't fuck me, do you?
Bernard Lafferty : No, I don't.
Doris Duke : You don't steal from me. Do you steal from me?
Bernard Lafferty : No, I don't.
Doris Duke : Well then what do you want from me?
Bernard Lafferty : I just want to take care of you.
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Doris Duke : How do you like living in my world so far, Bernard?
Bernard Lafferty : I like it very much.
Doris Duke : Who wouldn't?
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Doris Duke : [singing] I'm right at the gates of heaven and I can pass right through.
Doris Duke , Bernard Lafferty : [singing] Baby, all I need is you.
Bernard Lafferty : Brava!
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Patrolman : Who's your friend?
Doris Duke : Oh, that's the Sultan of Brunei.
Patrolman : Welcome to New Jersey.
Bernard Lafferty : Thanks.
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Waldo Taft : [about Bernard] He's a bad influence, Doris.
Doris Duke : I like him.
Waldo Taft : Doris, I've seen you figure people out in ten seconds. You are a brilliant judge of character. Why can't you see this guy is up to something?
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Bernard Lafferty : Welcome home, Miss Duke.
Doris Duke : Thank you, Lafferty. I am so glad to be back. Oh, my goodness, look at you. Look at your hair.
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Doris Duke : Look, your present. Voila. For you.
Bernard Lafferty : What?
Doris Duke : Here.
Bernard Lafferty : That's for me?
Doris Duke : That's for you. Try it on.
Bernard Lafferty : No, it isn't.
Doris Duke : Come on. Don't be simple. Put your arm in.
Bernard Lafferty : It's a caftan, isn't it?
Doris Duke : Yes, it is. An antique caftan. Oh, it's perfect. How brilliant am I? That's gorgeous. Perfect.
Bernard Lafferty : Oh, thank you. It's just beautiful. It's hand embroided isn't it?
Doris Duke : It certainly is.
Bernard Lafferty : I can't believe it. It's the most beautiful present I ever had.
Doris Duke : Uh-huh.
Bernard Lafferty : It is. I feel like, I feel like Lawrence of Arabia.
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Waldo Taft : For all I knew you might have been locked in the attic like Baby Jane.
Doris Duke : That's Blanche. Baby Jane had the keys.
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Doris Duke : I sometimes wear bed socks when I sleep. I've done so since I was a little girl, and if I should be wearing my bed socks when I fall of the twig, I would like you to please remove them from my feet before the coroner gets there. I don't want to look like a complete idiot.
Bernard Lafferty : Yes, sure.
Doris Duke : And no fancy speeches. No press. And I would like you to dress me in something casual. Life is a journey, after all, and I refuse to go into that box wearing an evening gown or something equally stupid.
Bernard Lafferty : Yes, sure.
Doris Duke : Make it a natural fiber, not man-made. Silk might be a good idea. I want to demonstrate my solidarity with nature.
Bernard Lafferty : Of course.
Doris Duke : I could come back as a tree, or a bird or a bug, or... who knows? Will you do that for me, Lafferty?
Bernard Lafferty : Yes.
Doris Duke : Promise?
Bernard Lafferty : I promise.
Doris Duke : I must have lost my mind to believe a fucker like you.