Ultimate Spider-Man (2005 Video Game)
Sean Marquette: Peter Parker, Spider-Man
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Quotes
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Peter Parker : I need it.
Mary Jane : It's not done.
Peter Parker : Give it back.
Mary Jane : It's *really* not done.
Peter Parker : I can't go swinging around in my nerd clothes.
Mary Jane : I just have to finish stitching up a hole in the butt and then I'll give it back to you.
Peter Parker : I can explain the hole in the butt by the way.
Mary Jane : Please don't.
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[after being thrown through a roof by the Goblin]
Spider-Man : I have just officially run out of ways to say, "Ow."
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[chasing after Venom who's captured Silver Sable]
Spider-Man : Crazy silver hottie threaten my family. I should let Eddie eat her. He'd be doing me a favor. But then I'd then feel guilty about that because, clearly, I don't have enough things to feel guilty about. So now, here I am. Trying to save the crazy woman. If my life were any more stupid, it would be on network TV.
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Peter Parker : [saving people from falling off a bridge, Silver Sable helps] Hey, weren't you trying to kill me just a minute ago?
Silver Sable : I was hired to capture you, not harm innocent civilians.
Peter Parker : Aw, your a crazy lady with a heart of gold.
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Spider-Man : I am gonna smack the green right off you!
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Green Goblin : Let's finish this!
Spider-Man : I agree! What is this, again?
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[first lines]
Peter Parker : [narrating] This is how it all began. Which of course, leads to a sense like this. A few months ago, I reunited with my childhood friend, Eddie Brock.
[from flashback]
Peter Parker : What is that?
Eddie Brock, Jr. : It's... our inheritance.
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[after defeating Rhino, Alex O'Hirn ejects from the robotic rhinoceros]
Alex O'Hirn : Back away from me, masked avenger. My diminuitive corpus will not with-stand your contumelious deficient.
Spider-Man : Not with the big words again.
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Mary Jane : What's wrong?
Spider-Man : It's Eddie, he's still out there. And I don't know if I'm scared of him or for him.
Mary Jane : But he's not here.
Spider-Man : No.
Mary Jane : I'm here.
[He puts his arm around her]
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Spider-Man : [to Rino] Hey you! Is that a rhinoceros horn or are you just happy to see...
[Rhino turns around and he's 8 feet taller than Spidey]
Spider-Man : I am so scared right now I can't even finish my lame joke.
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[racing the Human Torch]
Spider-Man : Moon Knight is faster than you!
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[racing the Human Torch]
Spider-Man : Speedball is faster than you!
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Spider-Man : [When racing Johnny Storm] An actual matchstick is faster than you!
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Spider-Man : [to Johnny Storm] I am here to win back the honor of my family name.
Johnny Storm : What?
Spider-Man : I was watching "Fist of Legend" last night.
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Spider-Man : [sing-song voice] The fist bone's connected to the - face bone!
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[repeated line as he falls into the river]
Spider-Man : Glub. Did I just say glub?
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Johnny Storm : Alright,this is the last time we're doing this.
Spider-Man : Bring it.
Johnny Storm : You got enough web fluid for a lap around the entire island?
Spider-Man : Got enough lighter fluid?
Johnny Storm : Wow, that was a lame comeback.
Spider-Man : It's the altitude.
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Spider-Man : You're great, but not Hulk great.
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Spider-Man : [Punching the Green Goblin] Maybe this will knock the crazy out of you.
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Spider-Man : [When fighting the Green Goblin, referring to his fireballs] Only YOU can prevent Spidey-man fires!
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[to Rhino]
Spider-Man : Is that a horn on your head, or are you happy to... Oh my God, I am so scared I can't finish my lame joke.
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Spider-Man : Hot tamale!
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Silver Sable : I know who you are, Peter Parker. I can get you and anyone else you know. Mary Jane Watson, May Parker...
Peter Parker : Leave my family alone.
Silver Sable : Get in the damn car.