Spoons (2005– )
Rob Rouse: Various characters
Quotes
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Various characters : Ooh, you smell nice. Is that a new perfume?
Various characters : No.
Various characters : Well, you smell really nice.
Various characters : Thanks.
[pause]
Various characters : So, you obviously think that I honk like a pet shop the rest of the time. You really are an absolute jerk!
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Various characters : This tastes really good. Is it a new recipe?
Various characters : Yeah.
Various characters : It tastes really good.
Various characters : Thanks.
[pause]
Various characters : So you obviously think that everything else that I cook tastes like I've wiped my arse round the side of it. You really are an absolute jerk!
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Various characters : Is that a new top?
Various characters : Yeah.
Various characters : It looks good. It really suits you.
Various characters : Thanks.
[pause]
Various characters : So, you obviously think that I dress like your mum's jumble sale the rest of the time. You really are a fucking cunt!