Man of the Year (2006)

Amy Poehler: Amy Poehler

Quotes 

• Amy Poehler : We just usually do fake news and jokes. We don't usually have - real news and - nonjokes.

  Tom Dobbs : So, watch out Oprah! 'Cause we gonna go real, girl.

• Tom Dobbs : You could say obsessed with rock 'n' roll stars - you know, it's like women rushing the stage, fainting, for Elvis, for the Beatles, for Mick Jagger, just to say, "This is your baby!" But women don't rush the stage for comedians. I mean, they basically - if they throw their panties on stage for me, it's because they want them fluffed, folded and back by Friday.

  Tina Fey : I threw my underpants at Britney Spears once - 'cause I thought she needed a pair.

  Tom Dobbs : God bless. I thought you were going to say she threw it at Paris Hilton and they stuck. That's from our new book, "One Night in Paris."

  Amy Poehler : That's a good re-write.

  Tom Dobbs : But, I mean, for me here's the basic thing. How plausible is it that a woman would fix an election because she's obsessed with me? I mean, where's the hanging chad? Where's the Governor of the state being your brother? Where's the Supreme Court ruling against the voter? Come on, where's the conspiracy in that? None, really. And here's the real question you have to ask: it's like, if that's not why, what is the real answer? What is the real answer?

  Amy Poehler : What is the real answer?