Tomb Raider: Legend (2006 Video Game)

Alex Désert: Zip

Quotes 

• Zip : This must be where Santa's evil brother lives.

• Alister Fletcher : It's called Coincidence.

  Zip : Hmm, funny name for a sword.

• Zip : Oh, so that's where we put the temple.

  Lara Croft : Grand entrances are always impractical, that's what makes them grand.

• Zip : It's the center of the evil coat rack empire.

• Zip : [a sealed door is blown into pieces]  Now THAT'S how you open a door!

  Lara Croft : I prefer door knobs.

• Lara Croft : [Lara strolls into a Peruvian town sporting her two trademark pistols. All the town residents quickly run indoors]  They don't seem quite so keen on visitors these days, do they?

  Zip : Well hey, you're the one with the guns.

  Lara Croft : You can't blame me for knowing how to accessorize. Any word from Anaya?

  Zip : She said she'd meet you at the statue in the marketplace.

  Lara Croft : At least we'll have our privacy.

• Zip : [after Lara pulls down a large screen]  Eh, she never did care much for TV.

  Alister Fletcher : Maybe now they'll read a book.

• Lara Croft : [Hanging off a cliff]  Breathe, Zip. It's just like going up a set of stairs, only far less boring.

  Zip : Yeah? Well I wanna throw up every time you look down.

• Zip : Now, I don't get it. Weren't Excalibur and the sword in the stone the same thing?

  Alister Fletcher : They were two bloody different swords!

  Lara Croft : Now really, Zip, that was too easy.

• Alister Fletcher : [after Lara has just sent a forklift hurdling over a ledge]  Are you all right?

  Lara Croft : I decided to take the slow way down instead.

  Zip : Should've told that to the forklift.

• Zip : The connection isn't too strong, so you probably won't be able to hear much once you're under water.

  Lara Croft : There is a God.

• Zip : Ouch. That sounded permanent.

  Lara Croft : Death by irony is always painful. Amateurs.

• Lara Croft : Good advice, Zip. You do look after me.

  Zip : You, and Winston. He writes the checks.

• Zip : [Yakuza goons start firing at a seemingly unarmed Lara and she dives for cover behind a bar. One of the Yakuza calmly walks over to the bar, expecting an easy kill and is blown away when he looks behind it. Lara then stands up holding her trademark pistols, and procedes to kill all the yakuza goons in the room]  Where'd you get those?

  Lara Croft : Basic ettiquette: Never arrive at a party empty-handed.

• Zip : [Lara has just blown up a gas cylander and cage on top of Nishimura's building]  Nishimura's gunna bill you for that!

  Lara Croft : It's not a party until something gets broken...

• Lara Croft : [Lara is standing on a cliff looking out over a spectacular african waterfall]  If all else fails, I can get into the postcard business!

  [Looking through her binoculars, she notices Rutland's men lowering crates into the waterfall] 

  Lara Croft : Oh, now look at the little termites mucking it all up! That won't do at all.

  Zip : Looks like they didn't get in from this side. Any ideas?

  Lara Croft : We'll see... I do my best thinking plunging off cliffs.

  [Lara proceeds to dive off the cliff into the river below] 

• Zip : Is that a jaguar?

  [the jaguar approaches Lara and pounces on her and she shoots and kills it] 

  Alister Fletcher : Why big predetors attack prey larger than themselves is a mystery.

  Lara Croft : And a pity.