Da Kath & Kim Code (2005 TV Movie)
Peter Rowsthorn: Brett Craig
Quotes
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Brett Craig : Well, it looks like we're both in the doghouse now, eh, Kel?
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Brett Craig : I've gotta go to work.
Kel Knight : What? On Christmas Day?
Brett Craig : New workplace agreements, Kel.
Kath Day Knight : Oh, bloody Howard! I bet he's not working on Christmas Day.
Kim Day Craig : Who?
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Brett Craig : Kim, you're acting crazy!
Kim Day Craig : No, Brett. For the first time in my life I'm acting rashly. Oh, and don't bother going home tonight, Brett. It's over. Finished. Burrito!
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Kim Day Craig : [storms into Computer City; everyone stares at her] Brett! BRETT! I know what you did last night! Kelly, I can see your rash from here, you mole!
Brett Craig : Kim!
Kim Day Craig : That's it, Brett! I want a divorce! D-I-V-O-R-S-E!
Brett Craig : Kim, shh! I didn't do anything!
Kim Day Craig : You know, Brett, it's one thing to crack onto someone else, but what's hurt me more than I can say is that you chose someone as foul as Kelly!
Brett Craig : Kim, shh! You'll get me the sack!
Kim Day Craig : The sack? Would it get you the sack if I did this?
[pushes a big flatscreen TV onto the floor; it explodes]
Brett Craig : Kim, you're being crazy!
Kim Day Craig : No, Brett! For the first time in my life, I'm acting rashly! Oh, and don't bother coming home tonight, Brett! It's over, finished, burrito!
[shoves a computer onto the floor and storms out; her yellow dress rides up, revealing her pink undies]
Kelly : Brett? Can I see you in my office, please?
[Brett watches Kim leave; hangs his head in shame]
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[first lines]
Brett Craig : Well, I didn't think it'd go this far. It's like I've been possessed or something.
Kelly : What about Kim?
Brett Craig : Don't worry about Kim.
