- Darnell: You have to call her honey or baby before you talk about her butt cheeks, that way she knows you nice!
- Darnell: You need some new gear, with that shirt on we might get jumped by 8 Decepticons or somethin'
- Gabriel: In the meantime, lets all get some icecream. But you guys have to pay, alright, cause I'm a janitor.
- Principal Picker: Gabriel, you can have our dance instructors job back.
- Gabriel: And?
- Principal Picker: And it's ok to have sex with teenage girls.
- Mr. Gunderson: Honey, we are so proud of you.
- Mrs. Gunderson: I'm so glad you had sex with the janitor.