Mr. Incredible and Pals (2005 Video)

Samuel L. Jackson: Frozone - commentary

Quotes 

• Real Frozone : Frozone is only involved in quality work. Crappy animation reflects badly on me.

• Real Frozone : Oh, *I* get caught. The black superhero gets caught.

  'Real' Mr. Incredible : Well, a minute ago you were complaining they made you white.

  Real Frozone : Oh, that's right! The TANNED superhero gets caught!

• Real Frozone : And that rabbit is getting on my last nerve!

  'Real' Mr. Incredible : The rabbit is cuddly! Kids like little cuddly sidekicks! I mean, the rabbit... it's a time-tested... okay, the rabbit bites.

• 'Real' Mr. Incredible : I was told it was a new process!

  Real Frozone : And what new process would that be, Mr. I? Cheap-O-Rama?

• Real Frozone : Why's everybody got lady lips?

  'Real' Mr. Incredible : I was told ...

  Real Frozone : Are those human lips?

  'Real' Mr. Incredible : It's -

  [sighs] 

  Real Frozone : Whose lips are those?

• Real Frozone : I thought you said this thing was animated.

  'Real' Mr. Incredible : It is animated.

  Real Frozone : Well, when're they gonna start moving? Ain't nothin' moving but their lips!

• Real Frozone : What's that bunny?

• Real Frozone : What, they didn't show me make the ice bridge? That's the best part!

• [Mister Skipperdoo hops up and down] 

  Mr. Incredible : What is it, Mister Skipperdoo?

  Frozone : He's found the bridge!

  Mr. Incredible : The bridge?

  [camera zooms out to show him standing under bridge] 

  Real Frozone : [growing louder]  Are you kiddin' me?

  'Real' Mr. Incredible : [nervously]  Don't shout....

  Real Frozone : WHAT KIND OF A SHOW IS THIS?