- Real Frozone: Oh, *I* get caught. The black superhero gets caught.
- 'Real' Mr. Incredible: Well, a minute ago you were complaining they made you white.
- Real Frozone: Oh, that's right! The TANNED superhero gets caught!
- Real Frozone: And that rabbit is getting on my last nerve!
- 'Real' Mr. Incredible: The rabbit is cuddly! Kids like little cuddly sidekicks! I mean, the rabbit... it's a time-tested... okay, the rabbit bites.
- 'Real' Mr. Incredible: I was told it was a new process!
- Real Frozone: And what new process would that be, Mr. I? Cheap-O-Rama?
- Real Frozone: Why's everybody got lady lips?
- 'Real' Mr. Incredible: I was told ...
- Real Frozone: Are those human lips?
- 'Real' Mr. Incredible: It's -
- [sighs]
- Real Frozone: Whose lips are those?
- Real Frozone: I thought you said this thing was animated.
- 'Real' Mr. Incredible: It is animated.
- Real Frozone: Well, when're they gonna start moving? Ain't nothin' moving but their lips!
- Mr. Incredible: [Mister Skipperdoo hops up and down] What is it, Mister Skipperdoo?
- Frozone: He's found the bridge!
- Mr. Incredible: The bridge?
- [camera zooms out to show him standing under bridge]
- Mr. Incredible: The bridge!
- Lady Lightbug: [breaks out of the top of the abandoned house of mirrors, which Mr. Incredible was holding] Yes, the bridge!
- Frozone: Lady Lightbug!
- Lady Lightbug: By stealing the world's bridges, I will create massive traffic jams. With the people of the earth unable to commute to work, the economies of the free world will crumble!
- Frozone: That's one crazy bug!
- Mr. Incredible: [Lady Lightbug proceeds to trap Frozone in some silk from her abdomen] Radioactive silk!
- Lady Lightbug: And there is nothing you can do to stop me, Incredible!
- Mr. Incredible: You mean, "Mr." Incredible.
- [he picks up a ferris wheel and tosses it at her]
- The Narrator: Tune in next week for another amazing adventure...
- Evil Cornhead: I'll crush you, Mr. Incredible! Ee Hee ye ha ha!
- The Narrator: ...starring the world's greatest super, Mr. Incredible!
- [Mister Skipperdoo hops up and down]
- Mr. Incredible: What is it, Mister Skipperdoo?
- Frozone: He's found the bridge!
- Mr. Incredible: The bridge?
- [camera zooms out to show him standing under bridge]
- Real Frozone: [growing louder] Are you kiddin' me?
- 'Real' Mr. Incredible: [nervously] Don't shout....
- Real Frozone: WHAT KIND OF A SHOW IS THIS?
- Frozone: Good job, Mr. Incredible! You've done it again!
- Mr. Incredible: No, Frozone! Thanks to you, and democracy!
- [Mister Skipperdoo jumps up and down]
- Mr. Incredible: And of course, thanks to you, Mister Skipperdoo!