Fred Claus (2007)
Paul Giamatti: Nick 'Santa' Claus
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Quotes
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Nick 'Santa' Claus : [after Nick and Fred fight, and crash a snowmobile] I never realized it before. You hate me.
Fred Claus : I don't hate you, Nick. I just wish you'd never been born.
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Nick 'Santa' Claus : [shouts] Fred!
Fred Claus : [stops walking and turns around to face him]
Nick 'Santa' Claus : What the blazes have you done? You marked, every naughty child as nice! Are you out of your mind?
Fred Claus : None of the kids seemed naughty to me, Nick.
Nick 'Santa' Claus : Good grief, Fred! You really never see the ramifications of anything, do you? We literally cannot make enough presents, with only three days left. We cannot deliver, all of those presents! Do you see? It's over. Congratulations, Fred! You've cost Christmas, for the whole planet! Everybody! Lithuania, everywhere in Africa, the whole thing! Right down the crapper!
Fred Claus : Blame it all on me, right? It's all my fault. How convenient for you.
Nick 'Santa' Claus : Annette was right about you. Mom was right about you!
Fred Claus : You know what, save it Nick! Maybe you should look at your own self for a change!
Nick 'Santa' Claus : Oh?
Fred Claus : You just keep stuffing your face with gingerbread! Fat boy!
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Fred Claus : This isn't even debatable. I'm not going.
Nick 'Santa' Claus : Come on! Ho, ho, ho, I'm not gonna listen to no.
Fred Claus : Okay, guess what? Here's a book, it's called "Does Fred Go to Dinner?".
Nick 'Santa' Claus : Yeah, uh-huh.
Fred Claus : [Pretends to hold an imaginary book] You open it up, flip through the pages, look...
[Flips through imaginary pages]
Fred Claus : ... and last page, "Fred does not go to dinner. The End." That's it.
Nick 'Santa' Claus : That's fine. The sequel, it's in stores now, you know what it's called?
[Presses an imaginary doorbell]
Nick 'Santa' Claus : "Ding-dong, Who's There? Why, it's Fred."
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Nick 'Santa' Claus : [deleted scene] We got Barbies with no heads!
Fred Claus : Ship them to France and call them the Marie Antoinette Barbie.
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Nick 'Santa' Claus : Hey, yeah, welcome, welcome.
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Nick 'Santa' Claus : Fred. What in the heck are you doing?
Fred Claus : Nick, let me be completely honest with you here, the DJ is a real problem.
Nick 'Santa' Claus : Fred, he's an elf that plays records.
Fred Claus : Nick, he continued to play the same song over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...
Nick 'Santa' Claus : [Holds hands up] Got ya. Got ya.
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Nick 'Santa' Claus : [to Fred] You are the best big brother anybody could ever ask for.
[after a while]
Nick 'Santa' Claus : Ho-ho-ho...
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[from trailer]
Nick 'Santa' Claus : Mom was right about you!
