Fred Claus (2007)

Bobb'e J. Thompson: Samuel 'Slam' Gibbons

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• Samuel 'Slam' Gibbons : Y'all drink all the Kool-Aid, fools!

  Orphanage Kid : You just know you're never getting adopted 'cause you're mean!

• Fred Claus : Slam, have you really thought about Santa Claus?

  Samuel 'Slam' Gibbons : Not really.

  Fred Claus : The guy's in a big red suit flying around in reindeer because he craves the spotlight. He's a fame junkie. The guy's a clown. He's a megalomaniac. It's all a big shell game. He presents himself like "Hey, I love to give gifts. Look at me. I'm so nice." He's getting paid. He's got a whole thing happening on the backside. Did you know that they sell more of those Santa statues and those Christmas trinkets than they do of the Buddha?

  Samuel 'Slam' Gibbons : Oh, the big fat dude, that be at the nail salon? He'd be like hmmm.

  Fred Claus : Don't be a cheerleader for Santa Claus, okay? Think about it. Watch the angles. Don't drink the Kool-Aid. You're better than that.

  Samuel 'Slam' Gibbons : I like Kool-Aid.

  Fred Claus : Yeah, but don't drink this Kool-Aid.