- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: We're thugs, don... So what? Our sisters and daughter can't get married. You love our Sanjana. Right? Are you going to leave her hanging? Look genius. Invitations are out. Whole city knows. If this engagement doesn't go as planed. What'll happen to Udhay Bhai's image? Tell me. Now are you going to wake up your uncle or shall I? Look you make him sniff cocaine, heroine whatever... Just bring him to the engagement. Or I'll kill your whole family.
- Rajiv Saini: [making punchs] You'll kill us! How can you?
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: [shoots a bullet and the pigeons start flying] Look up. You, your uncle and your aunty. All of you will be like those pigeons.
- Rajiv Saini: [looking on the pigeons as three of them one by one sit by his shoulders and head] Uncle! Aunt! Me!
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: [to Uday] Then ask him yourself. Will he bring his uncle to engagement or Shall I?
- Rajiv Saini: Now you bring him. Mr. Majnu. My uncle is like my parents. I can't bare If someone disrespects my parent. I love your sister very much. And I will always. But I won't get married over guns. I'm leaving. If you want to stop me. Shoot me in the back.
- Sagar's goon: [at the party] Only White Collar people are invited. So Me and Udhay Bhai could also look decent among them.
- Sagar's goon: You think you look decent after shaving your beard!
- Rajiv Saini: Son, This rocket isn't straight, It could enter anywhere, Let it fly straight,
- Kid at party: Uncle, It's my rocket, If I will fly it curve shape, then it will fly straight.
- Rajiv Saini: Look, If you will keep it straight, It will go straight,
- [the rocket after launched straight bends downward and ends up burning a building]
- Narrator: Dr. Ghunghroo is going to meet a girl for his nephew named Rajeev. Even, until today he rejects more then 500 proposals, Because he's looking for a nice and decent family. And how much that family is decent, he has his own style to know this truth.
- Narrator: This is Uday Shetty, Brother of Sanjana, He wants to be an actor, but became a Gangster.
- [Uday checks out himself in the mirror]
- Narrator: But even today, when he saw in the mirror, his inside actor wakes up. He have only one dream. His sister should marry in a decent family. But why any decent guy would marry a Don's sister? That's why to talk with decent people, He has his own style.
- [repeated line]
- Uday Shankar Shetty: God has given me everything. I have money, fame... respect. I just wanted a decent guy.
- [repeated line]
- Balu: My one leg is fake, I was the great player of hockey, Uday Bhai get angered on me, then he broke my leg with my hockey, but he is a good guy, he took me at hospital for operation, fixed me a new leg, gave me this stick, gave some money and...
- Uday Shankar Shetty: I have written a fantastic dialogue,
- Rajiv Saini: Please tell me!
- Uday Shankar Shetty: Not a single potatoes sold out out till this morning! Nor a half onion!
- Rajiv Saini: Till morning, not a single potatoes sold out, nor sold out a onion!
- Uday Shankar Shetty: Half! half onion!
- Rajiv Saini: Yeah! half! half onion! In which line you are in now?
- Uday Shankar Shetty: It's film line!
- Ishika: [about Lucky] He can be dead anytime! Mean RDX sir couldn't get the chance to talk to his son, and we can tell him any fake story.
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: Whatever you say Udday Bhai, but the girl is quite intelligent.
- Uday Shankar Shetty: Thank you!
- Rajiv Saini: That girl name begin with "l" you remember?
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: Iravati!
- Rajiv Saini: Iravati! Sanjana! The girl he fall in love with, Once her brother broke down his hands and legs, Am I right?
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: They just broke my hands, my Leg broke while falling in the drain!
- Lucky: [throwing the parcel] Parcel... Parcel... Parcel...
- Rajiv Saini: Sir if you want to change your decision then change... it, we can understand he's your son. He's your blood.
- [shouting]
- Rajiv Saini: Bhai nobody will tell anything to anybody.
- Sanjana S. Shetty: Don't tell, means? No... No... Nobody tell or don't tell, such like that... Cheating is being started in the game so I'll not play. I'm leaving.
- Sanjana S. Shetty: Once my brother could be good, but this Majnu just...
- Rajiv Saini: Sanjana, these guys are just like crabs! If one wants to be good, the other, let him down by pulling his leg!
- Sanjana S. Shetty: Maybe this is our fate!
- Rajiv Saini: No Sanajana! Now Majnu Bhai won't decide for our luck! But we'll decide his luck now!
- Uday Shankar Shetty: [upon reaching the destroyed set] Who has done all this?
- Balu: Majnu Bhai did this! He beat up director, he beat up producer he broke someone's nose, he broke someone's jaw
- [Rajiv's chair breaks]
- Balu: Look there, he broke everything! He also broke your dream of being an actor! Say something, Director Sir!
- Bollywood Director: Pack up! Picture Closed!
- Balu: Pack up! Pack up!
- Uday Shankar Shetty: [readying his horse] He's jealous of me, Majnu!
- Municipal officer: [asking two women and Uday] Who's Udday among you?
- [Balu points towards Uday]
- Municipal officer: Hello Mr. Udday! Pappu! Municipal Officer of this area, New one! Don't you guys know that this house is illegal!
- Uday Shankar Shetty: house is illegal But don't you know whose this house is?
- Municipal officer: RDX! and who that is, I also know! Isn't anything namely, Law? No don't worry! I'm just HORRIBLE by looks, instead I'm a good guy! I just work under Law! If you guys have any valuable things put that out! I'm going to break this house!
- Uday Shankar Shetty: Go help him break the house!
- [after a while]
- Municipal officer: [being carried by his men] I just told you that this house is illegal, Not myself! Then why did you broke me?
- Rajiv Saini: [about the director] You can't bare this person.
- Uday Shankar Shetty: Why?
- Rajiv Saini: He's mad. The way he was talking to Mr. Sunil Shetty.
- Uday Shankar Shetty: But not with me... I'll bare a bit.
- Rajiv Saini: Do you have the time for all this?
- Uday Shankar Shetty: There's ALWAYS time for this.
- Ishika: Who says Lucky is not here! Huh!
- Dr. Ghunghroo: But I can't see him! Where is he?
- Ishika: He's standing right in front of me!
- Dr. Ghunghroo: No no! I don't want to be caught in this!
- Ishika: I could have lay besides you, but RDX's son is dead, not daughter, his father will cry and fall on his chest,
- Dr. Ghunghroo: No no! Not me!
- [gets laid in Lucky's place]
- Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja: You guys played a game with us, now we are going to play game with you, Passing the parcel,
- Dr. Ghunghroo: One have to sing a song on which hands the parcel is... being held after music is off. Isn't it the same game?
- Lucky: Yes... same... same... same...
- Dr. Ghunghroo: Err! RDX brother me and your Bhabhi...
- [holds Ishika]
- Dr. Ghunghroo: Oh! Sorry... Sorry...
- [holds his wife]
- Dr. Ghunghroo: Say Namaste to him.
- Mrs. Ghungroo: Namaste.
- Mrs. Ghungroo: We are experts.
- Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja: But we aren't. A rule has been changed in it.
- Dr. Ghunghroo: Have to dance along with the song. We know the variation.
- Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja: When the music goes off Whoever hold this parcel he'll be drop off in this 1000 miles deep trench.
- [conversation over the phone]
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: I need 4 khokha.
- Dr. Ghunghroo: Listen, this is boutique and we sell ladies dresses not khokha.
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: You idiot, Khokha means Crore,
- Dr. Ghunghroo: Oh! Crore and you want 4, Did your father left them here or your Mother?
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: [about an unconscious Ghungroo] Take his pants off. Naked.
- Dr. Ghunghroo: [thinking] Everybody gets naked in front of the doctor. So the doctor himself today.
- Mrs. Ghungroo: [after seeing Ghungroo] He's alive! Look Ishika! He's alive!
- Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja: It's called true love! She has gone mad, in Lucky's love!
- Mrs. Ghungroo: Who Lucky?
- Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja: When did you come?
- Dr. Ghunghroo: I was the first one came here! You were crying, over my chest.
- Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja: Over your chest!
- Uday Shankar Shetty: No one can remember, in grief, that whose crying over whose chest?
- [logs at the pyre falls]
- Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja: Why are those logs falling?
- Rajiv Saini: Now the woods themselves are asking for dead body! Hey Ram!
- Mrs. Ghungroo: [slaps Rajiv] Don't you feel ashamed? You were going to perform his funeral, without even telling me!
- Mrs. Ghungroo: [Rajiv points her keep quite, and she slaps him again] At least today let me cry! My life got ruined!
- Rajiv Saini: [over the phone] Lucky ran away from the graveyard!
- Uday Shankar Shetty: Ran away!
- Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja: Who run away?
- Uday Shankar Shetty: The Pandit ran away, as he come to knew your name.
- Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja: Get that bastard!
- Uday Shankar Shetty: [over the phone] You heared what Sir's saying... Get that bastard!
- Rajiv Saini: Get that bastard... Okay!
- [watching RDX in a car]
- Rajiv Saini: Daddy... Daddy! Daddy!
- Balu: How come he's your daddy?
- Rajiv Saini: Not mine, he's Lucky's Daddy! He's going over there!
- Bollywood Producer: Fake film shooting. If he finds out bullets will real.
- Sanjana S. Shetty: Uncle I'll try my best to not let it come to this.
- Bollywood Producer: Try!
- Rajiv Saini: Try means guarantee.
- Mrs. Ghungroo: Ghunghro, whenever some girl slaps you, then you must acknowledge she belongs to a good and decent family.
- Dr. Ghunghroo: I met a girl, whom I was looking for a long time,
- Rajiv Saini: You found a new trouble for me...
- Dr. Ghunghroo: She is not trouble, she is the solution of trouble, Do one thing, Just try to make her falls in love with you then marry her, Then I'll excuse to Shetty, I want my nephew to marry with your sister but... He was a scoundrel, He married 3 months before without my permission. Now no matter what, He is the big Don, Will he marry his sister with someone who's already married...
- Sagar's goon: Hey enough of you. Nobody can touch our brother.
- Rajiv Saini: Not even touch him?
- [touches Majnu]
- Rajiv Saini: Here I touched him. If someone tries to even touch me, you can't even imagine... what could happen to you?
- [touches again]
- Rajiv Saini: Here, I touched him again. What are you going to do?
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: Hey... who's behind you?
- Rajiv Saini: You want to know. Do you want to talk to him? Take this phone. Shall I dial it for you? Would you like to talk? Can you handle it? What happened? You're quiet suddenly. Hey look here.
- [touches again]
- Rajiv Saini: I touched him third time.
- Dr. Ghunghroo: [whispering] Rajiv, Don't touch him. You'll create a problem.
- Rajiv Saini: [touches and leaves] Here I'm touching again.
- Sagar's goon: Seems like he's got a very big hand behind him. But who could be bigger than Majnu Bhai and Udhay Bhai?
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: Only one man. George Bush!
- Rajiv Saini: [to Mami] Don't look at them like that, These all people came here to enjoy, to play, to laugh... But not like us to think how to get rid of those bad guys...
- Dr. Ghunghroo: [talking about Uday] Truly, he is such a decent man...
- Pandit: He's not a decent but a murderer, His morning starts with the bullets... And until If he didn't kill 10-12 people his night does not over...
- [Ghunghroo's shoe falls, while he is hanging from a building]
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: Hey fruit without a tree. If you want to suicide, then fall straight. Or shall I make you fall? Are you measuring the length by throwing a shoe?
- [Ghunghroo slips and hangs from a building]
- Dr. Ghunghroo: I don't understand. What should I do? What else can we do? Besides praying to God. Oh Lord help me.
- Dr. Ghunghroo: [sees Majnu] What kind of help is this...
- Rajiv Saini: Okay Uncle. I'm leaving.
- Dr. Ghunghroo: You're going out! Do you want me dead?
- Rajiv Saini: Why? What happened?
- Dr. Ghunghroo: Nobody should know that we've come back. Stay in.
- Rajiv Saini: Uncle I'm going to meet Sanjana's brother. You said it yourself that engagement should happen quick.
- Dr. Ghunghroo: Oh yes yes... Sanjana's friends were telling me that... her brother is a big man of this city. And if once... We're in relation with them. Then her brother will handle Majnu and Shetty. Why should we handle them? Go on son. Go from there.
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: Relationship cancel.
- Dr. Ghunghroo: [cheerfully] What are you saying?
- [showing fake disappointment]
- Dr. Ghunghroo: What are you saying? Relationship cancel.
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: You disappeared after meeting, hugging and fixing relationship... with my Udhay brother.
- Dr. Ghunghroo: No, I went to prepare for engagement and wedding so... I got a little late.
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: Too late. Now our sister is in love with someone else. Sorry from Udhay brother.
- Dr. Ghunghroo: [taking relief] What sorry?
- [in fake miserable voice]
- Dr. Ghunghroo: My nephew will die.
- Uday Shankar Shetty: You're two seconds late. The guy just left.
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: Which guy?
- Uday Shankar Shetty: The one Sanjana loves. I've fixed the engagement on 13th.
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: Then what about my painting guy?
- Uday Shankar Shetty: Take him out of the painting. Make a building there.
- Uday Shankar Shetty: What am I hearing? Hey Hungry. You shot at his uncle!
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: What was I suppose to do? He was acting unconscious. Old man.
- Rajiv Saini: Calling him old man. He don't have manners.
- Uday Shankar Shetty: You'll call his uncle old man! Don't forget that the old man is my going to be relative. I'm asking. Why did you have to shoot?
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: I thought it'll bring his conscious back.
- Rajiv Saini: Ask him. What if a bullet would have gone through him?
- Uday Shankar Shetty: [along with Rajiv] What if a bullet would have gone through him?
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: I made a mistake. Sorry.
- Uday Shankar Shetty: How long will I bare your mistakes? Did I tell you to go shoot? Did I? No. Right? Why did you shoot?
- Rajiv Saini: And Bhai Saheb that thing I told about waking uncle up. And those ugly hand signs.
- Uday Shankar Shetty: What does he mean?
- [lifts his hand, Rajiv pushes it down]
- Uday Shankar Shetty: How were you waking him up? Swine, How hard was it to make this relation? We have found such a decent and intelligent guy. You're trying to mess up the relationship. Swine, I'll kill you.
- Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey: Kill me. But whoever gives you tension I won't spear that person.
- Uday Shankar Shetty: [feaking out] What shall I do of him? I can't even kill him. Because he loves me. Ballu tell him... What did he do?