Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves (2005 Video Game)

Kevin Blackton: Panda King, Muggshot

Quotes 

• Panda King : I see you carry the cane of the notorious Cooper thief clan. Have you come here for revenge? To steal back the Thievious Racconus?

  Sly Cooper : Whoa, this is just like the time I beat the stuffing out of you!

  Panda King : What do you care if I bury a few worthless villiages in the snow? You're a thief, just like me.

  Sly Cooper : Uh, are you even listening to me?

  Panda King : Insolent child, you will pay dearly for your disrespect. However, to honor your Cooper ancestry, I will send you to your doom with the beauty of my new firework technique, flame-fu!

  Sly Cooper : Uh-oh.

• Panda King : You filthy dogs shall not harm that man! The Panda King forbids it!

• Panda King : Fear not brave hippo! I shall destroy the spikes blocking your path!

  Bentley : Be careful with those fireworks! One careless shot could harm Murray!

• Penelope : Way to go, Murray, you saved the van.

  Panda King : Well done hippo. You've lit the flames in my soul. I feel awake for the first time in years.

  Murray : No, thank you Panda King. You can ride in my van anytime. You've got shotgun for like, a month.

  Panda King : A great honor. I accept.

• Panda King : Come vermin, rush to your doom! The Panda King reigns again!

• Panda King : Words to tear at a father's heart. Would that I had such passion when they came for my little Jing King.

• Inspector Carmelita Montoya Fox : Blast it, Sly! Why run? Why not face me like a real man?

  [turns to leave and runs into Muggshot] 

  Muggshot : Mess with me? That little punk is gonna eat dirt.

  [sees Carmelita on a nearby rooftop] 

  Muggshot : Hey! You're that cop hag that busted me back in Mesa City!

  Inspector Carmelita Montoya Fox : Muggshot, alias "Two-Gun Tony", also known as Meathead Muggshot. Seven foot three inches, three hundred and twenty-four pounds, wanted in seven countries with thirteen outstanding warrants for your arrest, and yes, I'm that cop hag that put you away back in Mesa.

  Muggshot : Well wise guy... lady. Feel like taking another shot at the title?

  Inspector Carmelita Montoya Fox : It's my duty to put you behind bars. That, and I enjoy making tough guys cry like the stupid babies they really are.

  Muggshot : I ain't no stupid baby!

• Muggshot : [after being defeated by Carmelita]  Mutha? That you... I'm sorry, I didn't know they was yours.

  [passes out] 

  Inspector Carmelita Montoya Fox : Ugh... Booking this idiot'll take al night. Oh well, I'm sure Cooper won't make his move anytime soon.