Tittybangbang (2005–2007)

Debbie Chazen: Various Characters

Quotes 

• Lucy Montgomerry : I'd rather live with the burning sensation.

• Lucy Montgomerry : I suffer terribly with my nerves I do.

  [her head flicks back] 

• Lucy Montgomerry : [Ecstatic]  I'm going for an audition in London! London! London!

  Lucy Montgomerry : [Very un ecstatic, mimiking her]  I'm going for a hostpital appointment in Swansea, Swansea, Swansea.

• Lucy Montgomerry : [Her father is in hospital and wants Duck and Chips but he isn't allowed to have it]  Oh, give him his Donald.

  Di Botcher : But it could kill him!

  Lucy Montgomerry : Death by a duck, bonanza!

  Tony Way : At least i'd die happy.

  Lucy Montgomerry : You're not gonna die, you're just getting you're ass sorted!

• [repeated line] 

  Parker : Lose the breathing Harris!

  Harris : Sorry Ma'am.

• Gwyneth : [singing at audition]  I have a dream, a song to sing, to help me cope with anything.

  Judge : No.

  Gwyneth : WHAT DID YOU SAY?

  Judge : Er... Yes.

• Nicola : Pamela has taken it upon herself to introduce a full grown dog to the bedroom.

  Pamela : Whereas Nicola would rather it was shut outside.

  Nicola : It's bad enough that I have to share a room with your shutty knuckers.

• Magwash : For those of you who are standing, it might be best you shit yourself, for this tale will cause ye great shite!

  Barmaid : Surely you mean great fright, Magwash?

  Magwash : How dare you interrupt the tale-

  [pause] 

  Magwash : Aye I did mean great fright, not great shite.