Tittybangbang (2005–2007)
Lucy Montgomery: Various Characters
Quotes
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[repeated line]
Italian Maid : Don't look at Me! I'm shy!
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Italian Maid : [stroking a Cat] Don't look at me, I'm just stroking my pussy!
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Lucy Montgomerry : Don't look at me, I'm just busting metal.
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Italian Maid : Oh look I can see my reflection, oh what a boring reflection!
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Italian Maid : Aaah! It's a metal sex crime!
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Parker : I can't resist a stiffy!
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Pete Wade : Don't touch, dangerous chemicals!
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Maxine Bendix : I won't have anything up me!
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Lucy Montgomerry : I have a very large ass!
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Lucy Montgomerry : [Ecstatic] I'm going for an audition in London! London! London!
Lucy Montgomerry : [Very un ecstatic, mimiking her] I'm going for a hostpital appointment in Swansea, Swansea, Swansea.
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Don Peacock : Can I have a little widdle on you?
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Don Peacock : Now, did the agency tell you that I would be paying twenty pounds, and that I would be piddling on you?
Chinese Hooker : What, I don't understand Don.
Don Peacock : That's alright, you'll know when it hits you.
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Don Peacock : What's that you've done with your hair, it looks like you've had a bit of a shock.
Hooker with Afro : It's an afro, my father was a black man.
Don Peacock : Ah. That would explain the shock then.
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Lucy Montgomerry : [Her father is in hospital and wants Duck and Chips but he isn't allowed to have it] Oh, give him his Donald.
Di Botcher : But it could kill him!
Lucy Montgomerry : Death by a duck, bonanza!
Tony Way : At least i'd die happy.
Lucy Montgomerry : You're not gonna die, you're just getting you're ass sorted!
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Lucy Montgomerry : Get out of my face!
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Maxine Bendix : It's just a little seepage. Just a little bit of seepage.
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Lucy Montgomerry : [at a swimming pool] What is bombing Mr Hasselhoff?
Tony Way : Bombing is where you jump in with your arms wrapped around your legs, arse facing the water.
Lucy Montgomerry : Oh I would never do that Mr David, because I have recently had extensive liposuction and work done to my arse. Do you like my new arse, I think it's really sweet.
[she turns around to reveal a very lumpy bottom]
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Tom Cruise : I'm six foot two, and growing!
Roger : Give or take half a foot boss...