- [after being publicly humiliated at a photo shoot]
- Betty Suarez: [to Daniel] This is what you wanted, isn't it? To humiliate me and make me quit! God forbid you should have to work with the ugly girl your Dad *made* you hire! Well, congratulations!
- Daniel Meade: Betty, wait-...
- Betty Suarez: This is what you wanted, isn't it? To humiliate me and make me quit? God forbid you had to work with the ugly girl your dad forced you to hire. Well, congratulations.
- [seeing Betty talking with Christina and two other less-than-attractive co-workers]
- Marc St. James: Ooh. The bizarro version of Sex and The City.
- Amanda: Stop it! I'm *gagging*!
- Marc St. James: Well he's well on his way to falling flat on his face, I mean can you belive that assistant? This is Mode, not... dogfancy.
- Amanda Tanen: Hi. Are you the before?
- Betty Suarez: Huh?
- Amanda Tanen: Before and after? The photo shoot?
- [Betty does not understand]
- Amanda Tanen: Are you de-liv-er-ing some-thing?
- Betty Suarez: Nice place
- Daniel Meade: We're just in between interior designers...
- Betty Suarez: Really?
- Daniel Meade: No
- Betty Suarez: Right, it's a joke