Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
George Clooney: Danny Ocean
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Quotes
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Terry Benedict : [referring to Danny donating Terry's share of the money to charity] You think this is funny?
Danny Ocean : Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad.
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Rusty Ryan : Relationships can be...
Danny Ocean : Sure.
Rusty Ryan : But they're also...
Danny Ocean : That's right.
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Danny Ocean : [to Willy Bank] You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better.
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Danny Ocean : [at the airport] Alright, well... I'll see you when I see you
Rusty Ryan : Hey, next time? Try keeping the weight off in between.
Danny Ocean : Hey. Settle down. Have a couple of kids.
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Abigail Sponder : We're gonna have to let you go. Turn in your uniform.
Fired Waitress : I only gained 4 pounds. You can't.
Abigail Sponder : Yeah, well, your body index is not what it's supposed to be.
Fired Waitress : But Ms. Sponder...
Abigail Sponder : Oh, no, baby doll. It's your butt that's the problem.
[walks away]
Frank Catton : [voiceover] You can't fire no waitress based on appearance. Man, that's just unconstitutional.
Danny Ocean : If they were waitresses.
Linus Caldwell : Yeah, they're actually hired as 'models who serve' so that Bank can monitor their physical appearance.
Rusty Ryan : It's a cruel, cruel practice.
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[Danny, Rusty, and Linus are talking to Benedict]
Rusty Ryan : It can't be done.
Linus Caldwell : We don't have the manpower.
Danny Ocean : Or the time.
Rusty Ryan : Or a way in.
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Rusty Ryan : [referring to Tess] Did she understand?
Danny Ocean : It's not their fight.
Rusty Ryan : Did she understand?
Danny Ocean : [pauses, referring to Tess] It's not their fight.
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Linus Caldwell : [after Rusty and Danny get off the plane] Hey, where are Tess and Isabel?
Danny Ocean : It's not their fight!
Linus Caldwell : Whoa!
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Roman Nagel : You do know what a magnetron is?
Danny Ocean : [pause] Something that screws up the Greco?
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Turk Malloy : [referring to Willy Bank while standing around Reuben's hospital bed] I don't care if it gets messy.
Virgil Malloy : I'll drive you. We'll get him leaving his barber.
Livingston Dell : And I'll inject him.
Basher Tarr : And I'll find a spot to get rid of the body.
Rusty Ryan : All valid ideas. Great initiative. But...
Danny Ocean : But...
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Danny Ocean : [at a construction site during work hours] What I want; what's most important to me is that Reuben gets his share of the hotel restored. Now I'm here to give you that chance.
Willy Bank : Oh, you're gonna give me a chance?
[laughs]
Willy Bank : OK. Let me guess. It's a Billy Martin? I pass.
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Rusty Ryan : Ok, the elevator guard has this little Hitler for a son, a real Ritalin surfer... are you OK?
Danny Ocean : Yeah, I just bit into a pepper.
Rusty Ryan : Anyhow... are you... uh...
Danny Ocean : Hmmm?
Rusty Ryan : Are you watching... Oprah? And drinking a bottle of wine? Did you TIVO this?
Danny Ocean : I was reading the paper.
Rusty Ryan : With the sound turned on full?
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Roman Nagel : Well, I'm gonna give you back the hundred grand.
Danny Ocean : Why?
Roman Nagel : Danny, I like you. And you, Rusty. I mean, you've got style. You've got brio. You've got loyalty. Believe me, I would love to go up against Greco and crush him... but it can't be beat. It can't be hacked and it can't be beat.
Danny Ocean : Not even by you?
Roman Nagel : Oh, with 18 months, nothing else on my plate, no other jobs, no women, no distractions... maybe.
Rusty Ryan : But you know everything about this thing.
Roman Nagel : Everything, except where it's being deployed. The inventor's an old schoolmate of mine. His name is Greco Montgomery. Pompous arse named it after himself.
Rusty Ryan : Greco? Roman?
Roman Nagel : You've obviously never served time in a British boarding school.
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Roman Nagel : [in Ruben's home in Las Vegas] Good Lord. How stuck are you?
Danny Ocean : Stuck.
Rusty Ryan : Stalled, really.
Danny Ocean : Stuck.
Roman Nagel : Run it for me. Don't leave anything out. Give me the big picture.
Danny Ocean : Do you wanna...?
Rusty Ryan : [immediately] It's all yours.
Danny Ocean : Where should we start?
Rusty Ryan : [immediately] With the hotel.
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Danny Ocean : [explaining about The Bank Casino to Roman at Ruben's home in Las Vegas] Bank's swinging for the one this one. Forget weekenders and conventioneers. He's built this place for whales. It's a shoo-in for the Five Diamond Award. The marble was hand-picked in Italy. The chefs stolen for the highest-rated restaurants in the Michelin guide book. In the villas, for his big players, the silverware is actually gold. Bank's greatest strength is also his weakness: ego. He's been spending his days checking and rechecking every inch of the property, getting ready for the big grand opening celebration. It's a complusion.
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Linus Caldwell : [on the phone with Danny] The specs aren't on the gray market, the black market or any other market. And all I keep hearing is there's never been a system like this. Now, I found out where they designed it, but I can't even get in the building! I've blown all my buy money, my bribe money, four of my best ID's and I am nowhere! Not only am I nowhere, I'm pretty sure I'm being followed.
Danny Ocean : [over the phone] Do you have anything?
Linus Caldwell : Yeah, I think I have a name but I don't even know if it's right. They're calling it...
Roman Nagel : [cuts scene] The Greco. The Greco Player Tracker.
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Rusty Ryan : [referring to Isabel] Well, she said she liked surprises...
Danny Ocean : Uh huh, and?
Rusty Ryan : When I gave her one, she dropped the remote on the table and I put the towel back on.
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Danny Ocean : [during the tunnel boring machine induced earthquake as the casino is being evacuated when the machine is shut down and quake continues] This is not time for jokes, fellas!
Turk Malloy : [underground with the TBM] Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart.
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Rusty Ryan : They built 'em smaller back then.
Danny Ocean : Yeah, but they seemed big.
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Danny Ocean : [about the Greco Player Tracker] You mean it has a brain?
Roman Nagel : [awed] A hell of a brain... It not only thinks, it reasons.
