Ocean's Thirteen (2007)

Eddie Izzard: Roman Nagel

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• Roman Nagel : You do know what a magnetron is?

  Danny Ocean : [pause]  Something that screws up the Greco?

• Roman Nagel : [to Danny and Rusty]  You're analog players in a digital world. You're done.

• Roman Nagel : You're like the Morecambe and Wise of the thievery world, but even they went off the boil after a while.

• [Roman's away message] 

  Roman Nagel : This is Roman Nagel. If your consciousness absolutely has to intrude upon mine... leave me a message.

• Roman Nagel : Well, I'm gonna give you back the hundred grand.

  Danny Ocean : Why?

  Roman Nagel : Danny, I like you. And you, Rusty. I mean, you've got style. You've got brio. You've got loyalty. Believe me, I would love to go up against Greco and crush him... but it can't be beat. It can't be hacked and it can't be beat.

  Danny Ocean : Not even by you?

  Roman Nagel : Oh, with 18 months, nothing else on my plate, no other jobs, no women, no distractions... maybe.

  Rusty Ryan : But you know everything about this thing.

  Roman Nagel : Everything, except where it's being deployed. The inventor's an old schoolmate of mine. His name is Greco Montgomery. Pompous arse named it after himself.

  Rusty Ryan : Greco? Roman?

  Roman Nagel : You've obviously never served time in a British boarding school.

• Roman Nagel : [in Ruben's home in Las Vegas]  Good Lord. How stuck are you?

  Danny Ocean : Stuck.

  Rusty Ryan : Stalled, really.

  Danny Ocean : Stuck.

  Roman Nagel : Run it for me. Don't leave anything out. Give me the big picture.

  Danny Ocean : Do you wanna...?

  Rusty Ryan : [immediately]  It's all yours.

  Danny Ocean : Where should we start?

  Rusty Ryan : [immediately]  With the hotel.

• Linus Caldwell : [on the phone with Danny]  The specs aren't on the gray market, the black market or any other market. And all I keep hearing is there's never been a system like this. Now, I found out where they designed it, but I can't even get in the building! I've blown all my buy money, my bribe money, four of my best ID's and I am nowhere! Not only am I nowhere, I'm pretty sure I'm being followed.

  Danny Ocean : [over the phone]  Do you have anything?

  Linus Caldwell : Yeah, I think I have a name but I don't even know if it's right. They're calling it...

  Roman Nagel : [cuts scene]  The Greco. The Greco Player Tracker.

• Danny Ocean : [about the Greco Player Tracker]  You mean it has a brain?

  Roman Nagel : [awed]  A hell of a brain... It not only thinks, it reasons.