Mystery Science Theater 3000: Poopie! (1995 Video)
Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson
Quotes
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Crow T. Robot : Uh, Mike? Um, I would like to ask you for... Servo's hand in marriage!
Mike Nelson : [distracted] Sure, I don't see why...
[He exclaims in disgust and drops the magazine]
Mike Nelson : What?
Crow T. Robot : [forgetting the next line] Uh, well, um...
[He clears his throat]
Crow T. Robot : Yeah.
Tom Servo : Yeah.
Crow T. Robot : Yeah.
Tom Servo : Yeah. We'll have sex, Mike, in a big way.
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Mike Nelson : Hello and welcome, today I'm making Indian saffron soup, and if you've never had it, it's absolutely wonderful, now I was just adding a few ingredients, so let's get going here. First, look at this.
[He starts sawing away at Crow's crest]
Mike Nelson : Look at this right here. A beautiful robot net... Holy shit, is this thing stuck on!
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Mike Nelson : You know, I can't promise that I personally will be turning my crank to Frank but I can see how there are people who-
[At this very moment Crow had been shaking his head and his crest came off]
Tom Servo : Hm?
Crow T. Robot : [deadpan] What the fuck?
Tom Servo : Please, web wrangler, web wrangler.