- Joel Robinson, Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot: [singing] Sing the praises of pants!
- [Joel forgets the next line]
- Joel Robinson: Oh, shit.
- Crow T. Robot: [singing] Shit!
- Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot: [singing] Shit!
- [as Tom imitates crickets chirping, Joel and Crow gaze out at the stars]
- Joel Robinson: Makes you think, don't it?
- Crow T. Robot: Uh-huh.
- Joel Robinson: Makes you wonder what the next line is.
- Crow T. Robot: Oh, yeah.
- Tom Servo: Sure does.
- Crow T. Robot: Joel, I hate movies where the women wear shorter... or the men...
- [Servo bursts out laughing]
- Tom Servo: I love movies like that!
- Tom Servo: MMMike! She's just been informed that brother that her beloved long-lost explorer-slash-father...
- Crow T. Robot: ...Is dead!
- Tom Servo: Dead!
- Crow T. Robot: Dead!
- Tom Servo: Dead!
- Crow T. Robot: He's alone, she's alone... Oh, I screwed it up! I'll be over here!
- Tom Servo: Psst! Hey, Waldo, wanna watch me see Crow...
- [He ducks under the desk. Trace Beaulieu laughs in the background. Take two]
- Tom Servo: Hey, Porcupine, wanna watch me make Crow look like an idiot?
- [Take three]
- Tom Servo: Hey, Punjab, wanna see me make Crow... Sorry.
- [He and Mike laugh as Servo ducks back under the desk]
- Crow T. Robot: Uh, Mike? Um, I would like to ask you for... Servo's hand in marriage!
- Mike Nelson: [distracted] Sure, I don't see why...
- [He exclaims in disgust and drops the magazine]
- Mike Nelson: What?
- Crow T. Robot: [forgetting the next line] Uh, well, um...
- [He clears his throat]
- Crow T. Robot: Yeah.
- Tom Servo: Yeah.
- Crow T. Robot: Yeah.
- Tom Servo: Yeah. We'll have sex, Mike, in a big way.
- Mike Nelson: Hello and welcome, today I'm making Indian saffron soup, and if you've never had it, it's absolutely wonderful, now I was just adding a few ingredients, so let's get going here. First, look at this.
- [He starts sawing away at Crow's crest]
- Mike Nelson: Look at this right here. A beautiful robot net... Holy shit, is this thing stuck on!
- Crow T. Robot: Joel, what was the deal with the ancient Greeks, huh?
- Joel Robinson: Um, um...
- Crow T. Robot: Nothing. Okay.
- Dr. Clayton Forrester: So how does hypno-heliostatic-stasis differ from say, uh, deep hurting?
- TV's Frank: Aaaa-ha!
- [He takes one sheet off the board and it shows another picture]
- TV's Frank: See for yourself!
- [a piece of the set falls over and crushes the board]
- TV's Frank: It is a very powerful thing!
- Dr. Clayton Forrester: Ah, I see!
- [They turn to the camera and giggle]
- Joel Robinson: My thing is based on the premise that people need to haul away their garbage from the campsite. You know, Boy Scouts and stuff? People leave a lot of waste around and... well, if we're gonna save the planet and stuff... I just really should learn my lines.
- Tom Servo: That's for sure. Good try, though.
- Mike Nelson: You know, I can't promise that I personally will be turning my crank to Frank but I can see how there are people who-
- [At this very moment Crow had been shaking his head and his crest came off]
- Tom Servo: Hm?
- Crow T. Robot: [deadpan] What the fuck?
- Tom Servo: Please, web wrangler, web wrangler.