The Slaughter (2006) Poster

(2006)

Jessica Custodio: Dana

Quotes 

  • Dana : Okay, so we need to stick together from now on.

    Iggy : Right.

    Alexandra : Yeah, good. So, um, I got my stuff downstairs, and I'm gonna go get it, and then I'm gonna meet you guys.

    Dana : Right.

  • Iggy : [as Dana is about to attack the zombie]  Wait, wait! Is this a Romero zombie or one of the new virus zombies?

    Alexandra : What the hell are you talking about?

    Dana : Okay, okay, now the old zombies are like, stiff.

    Iggy : They lumber.

    Dana : Whatever!

    Iggy : No, no, not whatever, they lumber, it's important. The new ones are, like, super-fit sport zombies. Old zombies, we can take this guy; new zombies... we may be fucked.

  • Dana : [after just escaping into the attic from a small zombie horde]  I think we lost them. Where's Alexandra?

    Iggy : They ate her!

    Dana : ...so we're the only ones left?

    Iggy : I think it's just you and me, two mere mortals against evil unknown fighting the preternatural powers of a hell-spawn succubus!

    Dana : F**k her! F**k her and the forces of darkness that created her, f**kin' she-bitch from hell. Hateful, evil murderous bitch with no friends and BAD SKIN!

    [inhales sharply and slaps her bicep] 

    Dana : We can DO THIS! What do we have?

    Iggy : For what?

    Dana : ...like weapons to fight off the supernatural forces of darkness?

    Iggy : Nothing.

    Dana : Ughh. Something holy?

    Iggy : Nope.

    Dana : Spells, incantations?

    Iggy : Bupkus.

    Dana : Protective amulets?

    Iggy : Big negatory.

    Dana : There's gotta be some kind of magic charm to command the evil!

    Iggy : I don't know, man.

    Dana : [grabbing Iggy by the collar and shaking him]  There's ALWAYS a magic charm to command the evil!

    Iggy : [pauses and points at Dana before calmly saying]  That just sounds gay.

    Dana : There's gotta be something. ANYTHING!

    Iggy : We got nothing, man. Nothing.

    [whispers] 

    Iggy : Nothing.

    Dana : [looks off as if she has an idea]  ... and THAT is the best weapon we have.

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