Reno 911!: Miami (2007)

Nick Swardson: Terry

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• Deputy Trudy Wiegel : God Terry, what are you covered in?

  Terry : Oh that's... Apple Martini lube.

• Terry : I just flew in. I'm recording an album. It's called Terrys' South Bitch Live: Fuck You Dad, and it drops in 2009.

• Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Terry, we're in no mood for your hijinx. Are you getting on the bus or not?

  Terry : I'm not getting on that bus. A: it smells like farts. B: I've got my own jet that I got for Flagday to take me back home. So you wanna ride in the fart-mobile or do you wanna ride with me?

• Deputy Raineesha Williams : Thats not the only thing you're on. What else are you on, Terry?

  Terry : I'm on fucking crack, yo!

• Terry : Your mom's a ukulele.

• Deputy Trudy Wiegel : Terry, when you're here, you're an ambassador for Reno.

  Terry : Heavy on the assador!

• Terry : I'm on wheels yo!

• Deputy Raineesha Williams : We got a call about lewd behavior on the boardwalk and you the only thing I see around here that could qualify as lewd.

  Terry : How is this... I'm not lewd at all... I don't even know what... lube or lewd?