'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)
Good Staff Are Hard to Find (1987)
Gorden Kaye: René Artois
Quotes
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Michelle Dubois : The radio will be delivered by a man disguised as a mountaineer.
René : But the nearest mountain is a 100 miles away.
Michelle Dubois : He is lost.
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René : It is cologne, for men.
Lt. Hubert Gruber : No doubt that is why I am attracted to it.
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Capt. Bertorelli : [after stumbling disheveled out of Mini's room - to Lt Grubber] "What ever you do, don't make a pass at the girls.
René : Don't worry, he won't.