'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

Good Staff Are Hard to Find (1987)

Richard Marner: Colonel Kurt von Strohm

Quotes 

• Capt. Bertorelli : Who is this handsome officer who looks like the film star.

  [spreads arms wide] 

  Col. Von Strom : [to Grubber]  This is Captain Bertorelli.

  Lt. Hubert Gruber : I herd about you from the General.

  [Stands up and opens arms] 

  Col. Von Strom : [to Bertorelli]  This is Lieutenant Grubber.

  Capt. Bertorelli : I herd about you from the General!

  [shakes hand, from distance] 

• Capt. Bertorelli : Generalissimo, I embrace you.

  [hugs von Klinkerhoffen to his extreme distaste] 

  Capt. Bertorelli : Mussolini has given me a present for you: the Italian War Hero Medal.

  [produces medal] 

  Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : Ah, the Italian war hero medal, I don't think I've seen this before.

  Col. Von Strom : I think They're very rare.