'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

Good Staff Are Hard to Find (1987)

Guy Siner: Lieutenant Hubert Gruber

Quotes 

• René : It is cologne, for men.

  Lt. Hubert Gruber : No doubt that is why I am attracted to it.

• Capt. Bertorelli : Who is this handsome officer who looks like the film star.

  [spreads arms wide] 

  Col. Von Strom : [to Grubber]  This is Captain Bertorelli.

  Lt. Hubert Gruber : I herd about you from the General.

  [Stands up and opens arms] 

  Col. Von Strom : [to Bertorelli]  This is Lieutenant Grubber.

  Capt. Bertorelli : I herd about you from the General!

  [shakes hand, from distance]